Daily Fail: Catherine Zeta Jones and a bad Photoshop Job

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The Daily Mail generally speaking, doesn’t like women very much and they love to pick on certain celebrities. They are forever bitching about (and giving backhanded comments to) Victoria Beckham, Christine Bleakley, Cheryl Cole (Tweedy?) and Catherine Zeta Jones et al. Today’s Daily Mail bitchy reporting says that something is “up” with Catherine’s face: Oh […]

Pants on Fire? Kylie uses cold cream and Kim Kardashian has never had surgery

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A while ago I asked if you felt that celebrities that endorsed beauty products should truly use the line they are promoting (rather than sneaking off for gold leaf facials or whatever it is they do). Then more celebrity revelations. Kylie states that she has given up Botox and uses Pond’s Cold Cream instead (around […]

*Updated* Hair like Cheryl Cole

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Woot! Getting my hair cut today (hopefully). I know a lot of people don’t like old Chezza, but I love her shorter hair style! This is what I’m taking to the hairdressers: Poor Cheryl. I actually respect the fact that she fought for her marriage the first time around, where a lot of women would […]

When big becomes scary

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So I was watching the first 2 episodes of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 12 and silly me, I was eating at the same time – I nearly choked to death when Alison, girl with the widest eyes in the world appeared. I’m all for bodily fluids but it probably isn’t such a great conversation […]

Lindsay Lohan launches fake tan

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So Lindsay Lohan is releasing some spray tan for $35 at Sephora. She says: “As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t […]

Oscar Beauty = Your Doin’ it Wrong

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The Oscar’s were dull this year – apart from Daniel Craig’s Missus’ disgraceful pink dress, everything was safe and boring. Nevertheless let’s do some Oscar beauty (not very detailed) analysis. Oscar Beauty Diagnosis: Beyonce looked like a chubby faced piggy. Did she have to sweep her hair back like that? Did you see her dress? […]

Oscars

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The Oscars is just too much excitement for me, plus they don’t start til some silly time in the UK…So instead I shall wake up tomorrow, find out who won in about 10 seconds and critique the dresses. I will want to know: Who won best actress (please, not Winslet) Who won best supporting actress […]

Cervical Smears, Cancer and Intimate Lady Chat

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You would have to been living under a rock to not have heard that Jade Goody (who started life as a Big Brother contestant) has terminal Cervical Cancer. No matter what you think of her now/then it’s difficult not to feel immensely sorry for someone who has terminal cancer as 27 and will be leaving […]

Baftas = Boring

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This is the completely undefinitive review of the Bafatas 2009 and it completely biased. The “Orange” (note: the worst phone network in history) Bafta is such a boring boring boring awards ceremony and you know half the people there couldn’t really be arsed turning up; its cold and wet in London, no one cares about […]

I can’t decide if this turns me on or not…

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UPDATE: This song is X-Rated, lots of swearing, but it is the best thing I have ever heard since Amazing Grace: You know I love the Bale. However, on the set of Terminator: Salvation, he lost his rag with the Director or Photography. Big time. Listen Here. Obviously he’s a douche, he has a filthy […]

Myleene Klass resembles Donnie Yen

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This isn’t the best example, but CHECK IT OUT! Separated at birth? It’s hard finding a picture of Myleene when she doesn’t have a maniacal grin on her face but I sort of managed it. I forget she used to take her kit off for lads magazines a lot…anyway, just a random thought of the […]

Step away from the Fake Tan

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I choked on my pumpkin seeds when I saw this one. Chelsy Davy, Prince Ginger Harry’s now ex girlfriend, a mix of piggy-benico del toro-oompa lumpa and posh blonde bimbo has been layering the tan: I can’t even begin to understand how you can not look in the mirror and go “URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!” then use a […]

Jessica Simpson – Fat or FIt?

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Jessica Simpson is annoying even if you just look at her – but lately she seems to have been eating one too many Eccles cakes. She is definately looking meatier, right? What do you think? I actually don’t have much against Jessica, I think she’s a terrible singer but she does get on my rack […]

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