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Tweet Ladies, today I’m feeling saucy and will be doing a number of Celebrity Yay or Nay posts thoughout the day…what do you mean is it a slow news day?! (I still haven’t been through my box of make up ‘To Photograph’ ok? Its so time consuming!) Celebrity No. 1: Heidi Montag from The Hills Ok this one is well documented. Heidi apparently had 10 procedures in November 2009 (and has obviously healed enough to reveal the results now, in {Read More}
Tweet So our Susan Boyle has had a make over. They grey frizz has gone, and those brows, those glorious brows. I hope it was a make over of her own free will and not enforced by the Britain’s Got Talent Lot. Before she was like my dinner lady, the one who would sneak in extra custard. After she looks like….well, the mother in law. Either way, she’s still way hotter than that irritating bey-atch Amanda Holden.
Tweet So I was watching the first 2 episodes of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 12 and silly me, I was eating at the same time – I nearly choked to death when Alison, girl with the widest eyes in the world appeared. I’m all for bodily fluids but it probably isn’t such a great conversation starter telling people you are interested in blood when you look like Shelley Duvall in The Shining. See?: Compare: Unique? Yes! Nice girl? Probably! {Read More}
Tweet So Lindsay Lohan is releasing some spray tan for $35 at Sephora. She says: “As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it {Read More}
Tweet The Oscar’s were dull this year – apart from Daniel Craig’s Missus’ disgraceful pink dress, everything was safe and boring. Nevertheless let’s do some Oscar beauty (not very detailed) analysis. Oscar Beauty Diagnosis: Beyonce looked like a chubby faced piggy. Did she have to sweep her hair back like that? Did you see her dress? It was UGLY. Apart from a better stylist, what did Beyonce need some of? She needed some contour! Like Nars Rapa Nui Bronzer Multiple {Read More}
Tweet The Oscars is just too much excitement for me, plus they don’t start til some silly time in the UK…So instead I shall wake up tomorrow, find out who won in about 10 seconds and critique the dresses. I will want to know: Who won best actress (please, not Winslet) Who won best supporting actress (please, not Cruz! Give it to little Amy Adams!) Who won best actor (let it me Mickey! I want him to dedicate the Oscar {Read More}
Tweet You would have to been living under a rock to not have heard that Jade Goody (who started life as a Big Brother contestant) has terminal Cervical Cancer. No matter what you think of her now/then it’s difficult not to feel immensely sorry for someone who has terminal cancer as 27 and will be leaving two young children behind. I have actually been ranting about the importance of Cervical Smears (or Pap Smears in the US) for some time {Read More}
Tweet This is the completely undefinitive review of the Bafatas 2009 and it completely biased. The “Orange” (note: the worst phone network in history) Bafta is such a boring boring boring awards ceremony and you know half the people there couldn’t really be arsed turning up; its cold and wet in London, no one cares about the stupid award and you have to listen to Jonathan Ross make daft topical jokes that no one out of England understands or cares {Read More}
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