I choked on my pumpkin seeds when I saw this one. Chelsy Davy, Prince Ginger Harry’s now ex girlfriend, a mix of piggy-benico del toro-oompa lumpa and posh blonde bimbo has been layering the tan:
I can’t even begin to understand how you can not look in the mirror and go “URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!” then use a pumice stone on your face in an attempt to get it all off.
This is an epic epic fail. Home girl also needs to do something about her eye bags – I recommend sleep and eye cream. Failing that big sunglasses, big, big ones.
So THAT’S what happened to Veruca Salt when she fell down the chute: she was adopted by sympathetic Oompa Loopas, and learned their Loompa ways. She did what she had to, to survive.
I blame Harry.
Mandy – LOLOLOLOLOLOL
This is the worst case of Orangina I’ve ever seen!
Orange you glad you don’t use the same fake tan as her?
Ahahaha hah ah, pun.
She’s been tangoed, man.
Hey Libby
WHAT fake tan is that, I wonder. Don’t most people use St. Tropez (or is that so 4 years ago? I dunno I’m not a fake tan user). It’s a terrible terrible shade!
Now that is what you call a true carrot-orange lol
And what’s wrong with her eyes? She looks like he’s been beaten up or hasn’t slept in two years??
Hey Makeupfairy
She always has those stressed out eyes. I don’t know why she must have access to Creme De La Mer?!
Ouch…she over did it…
I never been a fan of tan esp fake ones…
Yuck!! What the hell??? Look at how wrinkly that fake tan makes her appear (on the forehead and under the eyes). Oompa loompa indeed.
Hey Jenna
I know! It’s really quite terrifying!