Step away from the Fake Tan

I choked on my pumpkin seeds when I saw this one. Chelsy Davy, Prince Ginger Harry’s now ex girlfriend, a mix of piggy-benico del toro-oompa lumpa and posh blonde bimbo has been layering the tan:

The future truly is orange for newly single fake tan fan Chelsy Davy | Mail Online.jpg

I can’t even begin to understand how you can not look in the mirror and go “URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!” then use a pumice stone on your face in an attempt to get it all off.

This is an epic epic fail. Home girl also needs to do something about her eye bags – I recommend sleep and eye cream. Failing that big sunglasses, big, big ones.

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  1. So THAT’S what happened to Veruca Salt when she fell down the chute: she was adopted by sympathetic Oompa Loopas, and learned their Loompa ways. She did what she had to, to survive.

    I blame Harry.

  2. Orange you glad you don’t use the same fake tan as her?
    Ahahaha hah ah, pun.

    She’s been tangoed, man.

    • Hey Libby

      WHAT fake tan is that, I wonder. Don’t most people use St. Tropez (or is that so 4 years ago? I dunno I’m not a fake tan user). It’s a terrible terrible shade!

  3. TheMakeupFairy says:

    Now that is what you call a true carrot-orange lol
    And what’s wrong with her eyes? She looks like he’s been beaten up or hasn’t slept in two years??

    • Hey Makeupfairy

      She always has those stressed out eyes. I don’t know why she must have access to Creme De La Mer?!

  4. Ouch…she over did it…
    I never been a fan of tan esp fake ones…

  5. Jenna Lynn says:

    Yuck!! What the hell??? Look at how wrinkly that fake tan makes her appear (on the forehead and under the eyes). Oompa loompa indeed.