Poor Kelly Brook. Sacked after just 6 days of Britain’s Got Talent – but as one of my eye witnesses at one of the shows said, “She looks like she’s made of plastic and she’s such an airhead” (this is a Man who said this by this by the way).
Nevermind, it was fun while it lasted. I wonder how much money she’ll get paid for 6 days work? Enough for a nice uplifting bra, I think.