Move Over Vajazzle! Introducing the Peen-jazzle, intimate crystal designs for men!

by Row on April 1, 2011 · 31 comments

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Everyone has now heard of the Vajazzle; the body art crystals that you can wear on…intimate areas… (if not check out my giveaway here!).

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Well guys don’t need to feel left out anymore as the Vajazzle service has now been launched for men, called ‘Peen-jazzle’.

They say:

One of the hottest intimate beauty accessories, Vajazzle, has now been made available to men who want to give their partners a sparkly treat!

Unlike the Vajazzle which is stuck to the pubic area on the ladies, the Peen-jazzle is unique, as the Swarovski crystals are applied with a cement based glue to the most intimate area of the male body.

These crystals are completely safe and will stay put for at least 7 days. It is even safe to wear during intimate moments although we will not be held responsible for lost crystals.

We got a shot of one of the first Peen-jazzles, click to see:

*Contains Nudity. Not suitable for sensitive dispositions*
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Clive, 36, who had the above treatment says, “I came in for a scale and polish. What the hell have you done to me?”

The treatment is available from beauty salons all over the UK and the treatment costs £20 or free with a scale and polish.

What do you think? Would you send your loved one for a Peen-jazzle?

{ 31 comments… read them below or add one }

Debbie April 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm

pmsl. Was thinking that the owner of said peen was in need of a bit more than a stuck on crystal, maybe a month long course of antibiotics?! The best April fool by a mile, or a couple of inches at least!

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:10 am

Hi Debbie

Like a good 3 inches!

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Paris B April 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm

OMG you NEARLY got me! I love this one :D

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25FLONDON April 1, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Peen-jazzle?! Those two words squashed together nearly made me vom a little ‘:D

Anyway, that doesn’t look like any peen I’ve seen – definitely looks like a Tesco Pork & Sage sausage to me!

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:10 am

Hi 25

You mean a PARSLEY sausage!

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Yasmin Butt April 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Brilliant April Fools! They’d all fall off as soon as the little fella had his happy ending ; )

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:09 am

My other half said this is the rudest comment of the bunch! LOL!

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electronicfly April 1, 2011 at 3:05 pm

LOL! I was wondering who was the poor fellow to have his not-normal-looking + blinged peepee shown all over the internet, until I read the comments and remembered what day it is!

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misha April 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm

ahahaha I was about to say that does not look like a healthy pee-pee
and who the hell cares about “lost crystals”? what about “ripped condom”?

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:08 am

Hi Misha

I hope most girls would say not to a jewel encrusted penis!

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laura April 1, 2011 at 5:03 pm

This is hilarious!!!!!!!

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April 1, 2011 at 5:24 pm

haha!! ‘mazin. xxx

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Leah April 1, 2011 at 6:05 pm

Nice April fool!

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Giselle April 1, 2011 at 7:46 pm

damn!! every year someone gets me! haha i thought “poor Mrs. C!”

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Jen April 1, 2011 at 8:36 pm

omg by far the best april fools I’ve seen today!! LMAO!!
that said, I did get a bit of a fright when I scrolled down…that pee-pee looks every so slightly diseased LOL

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:04 am

Hi Jen

Diseased how?!

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Yazmin April 2, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Lmfao i told my boyfriend about this before i realised it was an april fools joke lol, he seemed very intrigued loll

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:01 am

Hi Yasmin

I could do the Peenjazzle, it’ll cost him!

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September Lena April 2, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Lmao, you got me! Brilliant idea :P

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:01 am

It’s real Lena!

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Charlotte April 2, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Sometimes I think you’re awesome but then I remember that you’re a total biatch. I love you biatch. Clive hates you though. x

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Row April 10, 2011 at 3:00 am

Hi Charlotte

Thank your husband again for donating his privates for this review

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Clive April 3, 2011 at 3:15 am

I dont get it.

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Row April 10, 2011 at 2:57 am

It’s your peen, Clive

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Gloria April 3, 2011 at 7:33 am

OMG!!! I was catching up on my Google Reader, totally forgetting that April Fools was just yesterday.. I TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE!!!! AND I FREAKED OUT!!!! AND WENT, OMG THAT’S SO DISGUSTING!!! THAT’S A DISGUSTING PENIS!!!

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Row April 10, 2011 at 2:57 am

Hi Gloria

Don’t lie! You love it!

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Fantastic April 3, 2011 at 8:18 am

HAHAHAHA…the Mr just turned over and was like “umm..what are you looking at?!?!”

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Row April 10, 2011 at 2:57 am

Hey Suka

Did he like it? Would he try it?!

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Meh June 18, 2011 at 5:43 am

What the hell is wrong with the man’s penis? that is NOT normal. And I DON’T mean the crystals.
Gross.
Go to the doctor STAT!!

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Christa June 18, 2011 at 5:44 am

Yeah that is NOT normal.

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Christa June 18, 2011 at 5:46 am

LMAO Nevermind. It’s a fucking sausage. haha I’m an IDIOT.

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