Confession Time: Beauty Can’t Do

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I was cutting my nails the other day and the tween asks me why I don’t file them. She then pulls out a hideous glittery stick and wafts it in my face and all it reminds me of is the tongue depresser. Because girls, there’s something I can’t do. Have tried a few times but […]

What’s your beauty obsessions?

Believe it or not, I am a little obsessed with make up. When my make up obsessions take hold there is no stopping me. I go through fads. I am that chick that has a breadmaker, a yogurt maker, a doughnut maker and an exercise bike. I buy things in threes. I buy entire ranges […]

Cadbury’s complaints department replied!

So I was moaning the other day about the lack of fruit and nut in my fruit and not, and Cadbury’s sent me a letter! It says: Thank you for your recent poem. We did attempt to reply in the same manner – but unfortunately could not match your poetic prowess! (Oh, I’m disappointed, I […]

So Cute I nearly Died

Busy, busy today ladies, forgive me for the lack of posts. To make up for it, I wanted to show you possibly the cutest little ball of fluff in the world – she/he makes me want to dress in pink and squeal like Paris Hilton on acid: OMG! OMG! Could this kitten topple the gorgeous […]

Topman Fashion = Lolz

All my Christmas shopping is done. It was easy. Don’t look at me like that. All apart from Mr Candy’s. I have been looking for places to buy some nice, good quality, not-too-bright jumpers for him. (Profile: he’s a simple dresser – he prefers Muji or GAP clothes, and is very protective over his socks […]

Is it possible to cheat on your SA?

I was having an interesting conversation on Twitter with Mizzworthy, who goes to the same large department store (Selfridges, Trafford Centre in Manchester) as me. It has a gorgeous, big, relaxed beauty hall (but a vicious pig-in-a-lipstick for a floor manager. But that story is for another day…) The thing about beauty junkies like me […]

Beauty Court: 5 Beauty Products with Rather Silly Names

Roll up, roll up, for Cosmetic Candy’s new series, Beauty Court. All you badly behaved cosmetics will have no where to hide, now that I can take you to court! (suggestions for offenders are also welcome). This week we are dealing with Asian beauty products that have have strange names which have been sound like […]

Glitter Tattoos done with a Home Kit!

I went for a Jinny Tattoo a few weeks ago, which the girls adored, so I bought a home glitter tattoo kit to play with from eBay (item here for £22 – free shipping and they sent it with EMS which is a bonus). So, here are some pics of the tattoos I did on […]

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