Suri Cruise wears Beaute Masochist Weightless Lip Creme

by Row on February 13, 2010 · 19 comments

in Celebrities,Just For Fun

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Well ok, I lied. I have no idea what she is wearing. But when I saw this picture of little Sci, the first thing I thought was:

BEAUTE MASOCHIST LIP CREME!

You know, that gloriously beautiful, vampy glossy red that is drop dead to look at but can look hoochie if you ain’t careful?

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My second thought is how much she looks like Tom Cruise (to me anyway).

Anyway….if I were there I’d get a tissue and wipe off that red from her lips and replace it with something a bit more suitable, like chocolate fudge skittles lip balm or something!

Complete this sentence….

“If I saw Suri Cruise with this glossy red lip colour on I would……”

{ 19 comments… read them below or add one }

tali February 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm

Smack her bottom and tell her to act her f*cking age and wear lipsmackers DrPepper! That red suits her skintone more :P

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:44 pm

Hey Tali

Yeah! Lip Smackers were great weren’t they, I think I had a whole load of them as a kid!

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Elena February 13, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Tell the stupid mother to have some authority over her kid and take away the high heels and the lippies.

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Hi Elena

The heels I find disturbing. For everyday is just weird. For dance, perhaps but for shopping is just weird!

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Lucky February 13, 2010 at 2:57 pm

…ask: “Why so serious?”

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Lucky

Yep yep the Joker. Its the manical Scientologist grin

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Grace London February 13, 2010 at 4:48 pm

She really does look like Tom.

‘If I saw Suri Cruise with this glossy red lip colour…I’d tell her mama to set some bloody boundaries. Age appropriate ones.’

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Hi Grace

She looks like tom! Everyone always says her dad is Chris Klein but I think shes the spitting image of tom.

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Alison February 13, 2010 at 5:25 pm

smack her mother!

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Hi Alison

The scientologist would hunt you down!

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tigerslovepepper February 13, 2010 at 6:46 pm

I would think that she reminds me of Joker… XD

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:40 pm

Hi Tigers

Yep..its pretty Jokerish!

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Samantha February 13, 2010 at 8:13 pm

… think that little girls will be little girls, and that they love to emulate their mother’s ‘grown up makeup’. And that in the long run it’s probably not going to do much harm for her to play around with lipgloss for one night.

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Row February 14, 2010 at 7:40 pm

Hi Samantha

Thats true girls do tend to play with their mums make up – but when I did it as a kid I would most definately be made to wash it off before leaving the house, ESPECIALLY if it was a red lipstick!

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Susie February 19, 2010 at 10:07 am

This is quite sad to see, I know little girls like to have their fun streaked in their mum’s makeup or trying on high heels but it just seems constant for this little girl. I hate to be an opinionated know-it-all (do i really?) but this is just wrong..

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Mika chan February 27, 2010 at 3:46 pm

…slap her damn parents.

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Li March 10, 2010 at 11:36 pm

She’s cool, I like the fact she does her own thing, why should it be judged morally? She definitely has Tom’s brow.

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denim leggings March 18, 2010 at 6:31 pm

…call social services to talk to her parents!

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k12 education March 19, 2010 at 11:17 am

That’s sick! I mean how old is she? Tom and Katie are insane!

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