Leaked today is a list of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s make up list with instructions -
This is Gordon. He is no Barak.
1. Transparent brush. Foam all over.
2. Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.
3. Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.
4. Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over.
OK, so nearly all the blokes on the tv, in film and in the public eye use a bit of make up – normally mattifying powder to reduce shine and concealer. But Guerlain terracotta?! On his ruddy tones?!
Gordon! I do hope taxpayers aren’t paying for your expensive tastes in make up as they are for everything else.