If you like Starbucks and am a ‘A’ cup, look away now.
Ever the source of fair and balanced reporting, the Daily Mail reports today that women’s boobies can shrink if the lady is drinking 3 cups of coffee or more. Says some scientist that got a D at science college:
‘Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size,’ said Helena Jernstroem, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University in Sweden.
‘Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight.
They will get smaller, but the breasts aren’t just going to disappear.’
Any comments ladies? Let me tell you I am addicted to the brown stuff, addicted. I do want to cut down cos it does nothing for my intestines, but on average I have around 7-8 cups a day. My chi chi’s, I assure you, are still the size of honeydew melons. In case you don’t know what they look like:
Tis not a barrel of laughs having big boobies and it affects everything damn thing you wear, but alas I am a big believer in tolerating what you got.
So you flat chested girls don’t feel left out, here’s something for you:
Hopefully your nipples are more in proportion than those yolks are.
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Damn, now you’ve put me in the mood for a fry-up! With coffee!
If I thought coffee consumption would shrink my d-cups, I’d start chugging the stuff like there was no tomorrow, thyroid function be damned! As it is, I have hypothyroidism, so I have to avoid the stuff religiously. Still, you’re right: tis not fun looking like a blow-up doll; I wish gals who want larger breasts would realize that.
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