You know its time to get a new job when you are sent to be Vajazzled

So everyone has been talking about getting Vajazzled. I got the press release about this a while ago but didn’t have time to read it until now…but it sort of made me giggle and cry at the same time so here it is:

Vajazzling is the adornment of crystals and beads to the bikini area after waxing.

According to the Completely Bare website, “Accessorizing your privates is the hottest rage. From crystal flowers to customized favorites, you too can now decorate your own jewels. Whether it’s a special occasion or you just want to sparkle everywhere, you can choose from an assortment of real Swarovski crystal designs so you can shimmer and shine.”

Waxing isn’t enough, ladies. We now need to stick crystals to our privates to prevent our boyfriends and husbands from turning into Ashley Cole.

Here’s the slightly graphic video….mmm there’s no amount of money you could pay me to get my nay-nay out on YouTube.

Pictures after the jump (caution, nudey bits):






Well, each to their own. Vajazzling doesn’t hurt, its not permanent and all rather harmless fun.

Me & Kitty are real prudes:

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Look at the Vajazzling! Look at it!

You got to tell me – what do you think about Vajazzling? Would you get Vajazzled? Can’t they just call it pubic-dimondization?

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  1. Alexandria says

    I’m with Mika. Utterly stupid, and it looks quite odd and ugly. So what happens when these things start catching on your undies?

    I’m all for making yourself feel special, but I could think of hundreds of things I’d do before I got bored enough to waste my money on this.

  2. liloo says

    totally disappointed. i would rather stick a red heart that looks like a red swavosky crystal appliqué on top of a heart shaped pubic hair, you know like the nipple tassels thing. they can trim the hair underneath first, stick the red heart thing, then use it as a stencil, and shave it all around and it’tll be cheaper and prettier, in a kinda burlesque kinda way.
    some people dont know what to do with their money, seriously…

  3. liloo says

    oh i find the name rather awful. never use the word vagina to start with. who thought this was a good idea for a name…

  4. Elizabeth says

    It looks like a skin disease, albeit a sparkley one. My boyfriend tends to laugh at me when I try a new lipstick colour let alone bejeweling my mons pubis. If i were to present myself like some form of peacock and he didn’t die laughing, wouldn’t they all fall off in the act? Or am I doing it wrong…

  5. Linh says

    I usually dont like sparkle/glitter/’bling;. Not in eyeshadow or any other makeup products and rarely in jewelry. But omg! That looks so cool. Its like a really cool temporary tattoo!

    Re: skin disease (Elizabeth). I guess I can see where you’re coming from, but cakey flaky foundation looks to be a far worse skin disease.

  6. says

    Ok, at first I thought- aw, cute… but not for me. Then I thought- hey, wait, its bad enough getting waxed, but then to sit there for, I don’t know long, and however much I’m expecting to pay for this is just plain ridiculous! Sexy Frilly knickers and nipple tassels all the way please! Stick on Swavorskis on my face… not my V-jay-jay!