So everyone has been talking about getting Vajazzled. I got the press release about this a while ago but didn’t have time to read it until now…but it sort of made me giggle and cry at the same time so here it is:
Vajazzling is the adornment of crystals and beads to the bikini area after waxing.
According to the Completely Bare website, “Accessorizing your privates is the hottest rage. From crystal flowers to customized favorites, you too can now decorate your own jewels. Whether it’s a special occasion or you just want to sparkle everywhere, you can choose from an assortment of real Swarovski crystal designs so you can shimmer and shine.”
Waxing isn’t enough, ladies. We now need to stick crystals to our privates to prevent our boyfriends and husbands from turning into Ashley Cole.
Here’s the slightly graphic video….mmm there’s no amount of money you could pay me to get my nay-nay out on YouTube.
Pictures after the jump (caution, nudey bits):
Well, each to their own. Vajazzling doesn’t hurt, its not permanent and all rather harmless fun.
Me & Kitty are real prudes:
Look at the Vajazzling! Look at it!