Screw You!: Nirvana Natural Shampoo Review


UPDATED 06/FEB/2013: Luca from Nirvana Naturals got in touch with me on the 29th January 2013, almost 4 years after this post was put up…my final line was “I am going to email them and ask for a refund, let’s see what happens” Luca wanted to point out that they went through the payment records […]

Screw You!: Chemist Direct UK


UPDATE: Cancelled order – couldn’t wait any longer, will pop down to Boots instead. They didn’t care of course and offered no explanation why an order that was supposed to dispatched in 24-48 hours was still ‘processing’ after 10 days. If they had only said something, like X item is out of stock, or X […]

Super Screw You: Office Shoes are crap!

Ok so I was ranting about Office Shoes a few days ago – well surprise, surprise – I got some emails through: That’s right folks! NONE of the shoes I ordered are in stock – yet they are STILL advertised as in stock on the website. This makes Office Shoes Complete and Utter Crap Crap […]

Screw You! Office Shoes


Office Shoes makes – er, shoes, medium to high price range (well, it is the credit crunch). Occasionally the have some real monstrosities, demonstrated here: *If you own any of these shoes, don’t send me hate mail, just because you like wacky footware. Anyway – I have had problems with Office online before. They normally […]


Stupid, stupid people., who I spent a fair few yen with have gone down down down in my estimations. They sold me a Korres scalp scrub which is OUT OF DATE: £16. Not cheap, right? I was kind of going to leave it, but on principle, why should I? So I emailed them politely, […]

Screw You!: Salon


I made a medium, albeit expensive haul from a few weeks back – some face mask, some new tweezers, random bit of crap that somehow added up to a small fortune. I was about to use the Korres Scalp Scrub today and… I don’t normally check expiry dates but… 05/08? I do believe we […]

Screw You!: Space NK, still rubbish


I had an itch, an itch that could only be solved by buying Nars Flaming Dust lipstick – alas, I was far too wet and lazy to dash across to Selfridges so silly me, I went into Space NK. I already moaned about their rubbish service, and they still are, rubbish. Maybe it was because […]

Screw You: The National Lottery Alerts


Tut. You wake up on a Sunday Morning groggy. You had an argument with the other half the night before because he was being a selfish pig, and as a protest you stayed up till 7am. When you wake up you instinctively check your Blackberry to see what messages you got. You see this: Oh […]

Screw You!: Orange Customer Service & Policies


Why are companies with the word Orange in them so rubbish?! (I had previously complained about my ex-web hosts, A Small Orange – amazingly enough the post seems to have disappeared?!) But back to Orange, the UK Phone network. Orange is one of the biggest networks in the UK, which is strange because they are […]

Screw You!: Traffic Wardens


This is Miss Jocelyn, not a real traffic warden. So today when my other half picked me up from work, we had a quick chat as there was something I had to sort out..10 seconds tops. Comes along a hatchet faced demon, yes, a traffic warden – tiny thing, resembled hitler, had terrible skin. YOU […]

Screw You!: Home Delivery Network


Generally speaking, most couriers are utterly useless.  It doesn’t take much, like, a doorbell, to put them off delivering an item to you.  There are some exceptions – Fedex seem to do what they say and UPS generally speaking. Parcelforce, Home Delivery Network, Citylink, DHL, Amtrak etc. etc. I’ve had them all and they are […]

Mini Screw You: Aveda


So off I went to Aveda today to pick up my Birthday freebie. Aveda have a special offer, if you join their club you get a card, which offers rewards the more you spend, and a freebie on your birthday. Last year I got a purfume which was oily and was not much of a […]

Screw You!: get’s it wrong, again


I will soon run out of vitriol and get back to the make up stuff, but first I am to moan about Additions is an online catalogue store that sells all the usual stuff, clothes, shoes, kitchen and household goods. Whenever I order something substantial they screw it up. The first time I ordered […]

Screw you!: Dodgy Royal Mail


It ain’t like this anymore As if it’s not bad enough with the crappy exchange rate – 1 GBP = 1.47793 USD, people!!!  I’m getting screwed over by Royal Mail too! Five lost parcels in 2 months.  From Thailand, Hong Kong, the US, Japan and Blighty. Either I am just cursed, or someone at Royal […]

Screw You! : Cafe Rouge Yuk


I’ve been to Cafe Rouge about 4 times and everytime either the service has been very very slow or the food has been poor. Every year I give people another chance. So I went to Cafe Rouge for dinner tonight – I went for luxury. I had a 10oz Steak at a rather pricey £16 […]

Screw You!: Crap Customer Service at


Do not shop with these crooks! I bought a Babyliss large 38mm curler 7 days ago and nada, nothing. I am sick to death of people selling things that don’t exist, or that they don’t actually have in stock. Here’s a clue for you. When you are selling something, make sure you have it in […]

Screw you! : Crap Service Top Shop Online


Top Shop has now taken over ASOS on the top of my crap online clothes shops. I’ve not shopped in Top Shop for YEARS. Because although they do have some nice things, I find it horrible overpriced, when infact it’s quite similar to Primark, and there’s something about the store layout and 15 year old […]

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