Rant: Shu Uemura Rouge Unlimited Supreme Shine Lipstick Design Fault!

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I own three Shu Uemura Rouge Unlimited Supreme Shines in total, in a pink, a lilac and a glossy red. Cut a long story short: Pros: Gorgeous texture, gorgeous colour, just gorgeous to wear Cons: Not longwearing, expensive and the packaging! I don’t usually have a problem with the plastic casing of Shu Uemura Lipsticks […]

Random Mini Rant: MAC Shops

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MAC sales assistants have always had a bit of a bad rap from me – whilst I’ve always moaned about their icy cold attitudes and tranny like make up, I am an open minded one. I always hope that in time, things change, things get better. So those of you who follow me on Twitter […]

Beauty Court: 5 Beauty Products with Rather Silly Names

Roll up, roll up, for Cosmetic Candy’s new series, Beauty Court. All you badly behaved cosmetics will have no where to hide, now that I can take you to court! (suggestions for offenders are also welcome). This week we are dealing with Asian beauty products that have have strange names which have been sound like […]

Primark Staff Rant on Facebook, Queues continue to Grow

I read a piece today on that high class rag, The News of The World about Primark, you know the shop I love to hate and their staff posting abuse about their customers. Article is here. Example: Meanwhile a women’s department assistant moans at “hefty” shoppers who need to “lose some f****** weight” instead of […]

Hello, McFly! Dealing with negative comments on your blog & the socially inept

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Two things made me write this post – getting more vitriolic* comments of late and this court case. (If you are a blogger, do read. There are some real implications for bloggers everywhere). *I’m surprised its taken this long considering my somewhat forthright views on Amanda Holden. So let’s begin my rambling… Free For All […]

Boo Boo of the week: BeautyEshop.co.uk

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UPDATE: ** PROBLEM SORTED REFUND GIVEN ** All has been solved so I’ll say they are quite an honourable company to buy from. The only thing that they should change is the fact that the reuturn cost of a damaged item comes from the customer. So I made an order the end of last week […]

Scared of the Cosmetic Counter?

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Reader Jess commented on the Illamasqua video I posted, and said: I need to shake up my makeup! I always feel a bit scared of the counter and everyone has such dramatic make up I feel too much like a wall flower to go there Jess is not alone – I am a hardened make […]

Online Retail Therapy: Annoyance

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Sigh.  No matter what you do, you can’t help but get a bad seller or retailer, bad customer service or just a bad product. Manners especially, don’t cost anything, so it really gets my goat when people just can’t respond in a human manner; especially when YOU are buying from THEM. Today I’ve realised I’ve […]

Super Screw You: Office Shoes are crap!

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Ok so I was ranting about Office Shoes a few days ago – well surprise, surprise – I got some emails through: That’s right folks! NONE of the shoes I ordered are in stock – yet they are STILL advertised as in stock on the website. This makes Office Shoes Complete and Utter Crap Crap […]

The Bravissimo Advert is Annoying

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This new bravissimo got on my nerves. Bravissimo are a company that make bras for big chi-chis. Back in the day, it was hard to get hold of bras if you had a fairly small back and big boobies so Bravissimo really took off. Nothing wrong with that… As a gal with big boobs myself […]

Say No to Hauls

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Boo Hiss. Was dying for the Jill Stuart New Eye Jellies, but the exchange rate, (even worse when Paypal calculates it) is so bad: I am definately being more controlled (marginally) with my make up spending, but my overall goal this year was to cut down by like, oooh, 80%? Isn’t that the equivalent of […]

Boob Job! Price – Your Dignity!

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So I’m watching a documentary about a website that women can join if they want a boob job for free, and a number of lonely, desperate men all over the world, who cannot get a woman in real life donate towards the surgery. But this is not a proper charity! No, in return you need […]

Boyfriend Christmas Present Ideas

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Whoops. So busy buying generic soapy bath sets and slippers for people I hate, like all me relatives I forgot to buy something for the other half. Torn between a 120gb ipod, a new processor and motherboard or a new monitor. Here’s how we decide what to buy. Ipod – £170 Processor and motherboard – […]

Screw You!: A small orange

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Anyone know a good web host? When I was searching for one to look after this blog it was a real mission – so many of them suck balls. Finally I settled on A Small Orange – decent company, good prices, can’t fault the speed of responses. But since I have been with them for […]

Screw You!: Traffic Wardens

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This is Miss Jocelyn, not a real traffic warden. So today when my other half picked me up from work, we had a quick chat as there was something I had to sort out..10 seconds tops. Comes along a hatchet faced demon, yes, a traffic warden – tiny thing, resembled hitler, had terrible skin. YOU […]

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