Why me?!?!?!?

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Or perhaps the question is why NOT me? Anyway there are a few things that make my blood run cold. These include: The face of Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud sans Make Up Liver dishes. Who the hell eats liver? When I was at school this was a regular dish, and back then dinnerladies could force you to eat all your dinner, so I used to chew it then spit it out into some tissue, […]

New Category: Morons of the week

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I didn’t want to add this category, I was left with no choice after watching Cheryl I can’t sing Coleenon the X-factor. This crazy woman walks into the auditions, a gob like the abyss, a cold gaze coming from her eyes. She didn’t want to be a club/party singer anymore. She works for one of the biggest holiday resorts in the UK (insert: Butlins. Went there aged 10, traumatized me for life). Cheryl Says, “you […]

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