Have you tried this before? The Orgasmatron Head Massager!

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I have seen these around for ages but I finally bought one from a discount store for £1.99! The Orgasmatron is a head massager, like a clam type contraption that looks like an instrument of torture: I tried this out – what a weird sensation! I felt my entire head tingle – urgh – like […]

Crazy Purchase of the Week: Collagen Marshmallows Eat Yourself Beautiful

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You know I love my beauty inventions right? Well here is my latest find – Collagen Marshmallows. An invention from Japan, these mashmallows come in 50g snack packs and each packet apparently contains 3000mg of collagen peptides. Yes I can see your eyes rolling from here… Here’s the Mashmallows – quite tasty I think they […]

Strange Bust Enhancing Beauty Treatments: Gum and F-Cup Cookies

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Here’s a tip. If you’re going to research ‘Breast Enhancements’ or anything with the word ‘Boob’, ‘Baps’ or ‘Babylons’ then make sure your Google Safe Search is ON. My eyes. So were talking boobies today – I was doing my usual look for unusual beauty gadgets trawl when I noticed some bust enhancing gum. I […]

Review: L’oreal True Match Roll On Foundation

What do I do when I see something that I think is a positively silly invention? I buy it! Ta-Da! When this foundation first came out (I think Evangeline Lily and Eva Longoria are in the advert) how we sniffed. How we laughed. Rolling on a foundation? Ludicrous. God, I want to strangle Eva Longoria. […]

Grind with me! Review: Clinique Superbalanced Mineral Powder Makeup SPF 15

Just when you thought that the only things you could grind were: a. Pepper b. Salt c. Coffee d. An Axe The cosmetic companies prove me wrong. I present Cliniques Superbalanced Mineral Powder Make Up with SPF 15: The grinding thing isn’t original – I had my beady eye on Smashbox’s Halo Hydrating Powder for […]

Peri Plastic Tweezers – as useful as a plastic fork?

Last week, my work colleague taught me the phrase “Brain Fart”. According to Urban Dictionary this is: A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it. I have brain farts constantly, and I was having one when I […]

Review: Fat Burner Energy Lipbalm

First stickers that go on the bottom of your feet, then calculators you carry round with you to calculate the calories in all your food, then its pills that make you have oily farts. The never ending desire to find a quick/cheap/easy ways to lose weight is never ending. Trust me I know. Six Second […]

Revealed! Beauty Invention

Last week I asked you to guess that this was… It is… A two sided mirror which is supposed to make application of eye make up easier (check the results from the side etc.) Do I find it useful? Absolutely not!

Guess the beauty invention!

You know I love to find beauty inventions from around the world, so riddle me this – what is this thing? Let me know your guesses in the comments! What is it and what is it for? 😀

I love my carbs but this is just…impractical…

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I love looking at Strapya World, a rather eccentric shop based in Japan which has lots of cute, weird, funny, useful, useless goodies, (specializing in phone charms but also other bits and pieces.) I spotted a cute bread based phone charm range – doughnuts! bun rolls! bagels! danish! and my favourite, white bread! Then I […]

Arm Shields – because you have no friends

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Found another daft invention: Fresh from Japan, arm shields to prevent your arms from tanning in the sun. C’mon! When I was a kid, I’d stick my arms out of the window to tan! You could just wear something long sleeved and have the air con on, or wear some sunscreen? Why am I even […]

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