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Step away from the Fake Tan

January 27, 2009 |

I choked on my pumpkin seeds when I saw this one. Chelsy Davy, Prince Ginger Harry’s now ex girlfriend, a mix of piggy-benico del toro-oompa lumpa and posh blonde bimbo has been layering the tan:

The future truly is orange for newly single fake tan fan Chelsy Davy | Mail Online.jpg

I can’t even begin to understand how you can not look in the mirror and go “URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!” then use a pumice stone on your face in an attempt to get it all off.

This is an epic epic fail. Home girl also needs to do something about her eye bags – I recommend sleep and eye cream. Failing that big sunglasses, big, big ones.

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  1. mandypandy says

    January 28, 2009 at 2:08 am

    So THAT’S what happened to Veruca Salt when she fell down the chute: she was adopted by sympathetic Oompa Loopas, and learned their Loompa ways. She did what she had to, to survive.

    I blame Harry.

    • Row says

      January 28, 2009 at 2:53 am

      Mandy – LOLOLOLOLOLOL

      This is the worst case of Orangina I’ve ever seen!

  2. Libby says

    January 28, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Orange you glad you don’t use the same fake tan as her?
    Ahahaha hah ah, pun.

    She’s been tangoed, man.

    • Row says

      January 29, 2009 at 9:03 pm

      Hey Libby

      WHAT fake tan is that, I wonder. Don’t most people use St. Tropez (or is that so 4 years ago? I dunno I’m not a fake tan user). It’s a terrible terrible shade!

  3. TheMakeupFairy says

    January 29, 2009 at 1:45 am

    Now that is what you call a true carrot-orange lol
    And what’s wrong with her eyes? She looks like he’s been beaten up or hasn’t slept in two years??

    • Row says

      January 29, 2009 at 9:07 pm

      Hey Makeupfairy

      She always has those stressed out eyes. I don’t know why she must have access to Creme De La Mer?!

  4. (( K@Y )) says

    January 29, 2009 at 4:09 am

    Ouch…she over did it…
    I never been a fan of tan esp fake ones…

  5. Jenna Lynn says

    January 31, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Yuck!! What the hell??? Look at how wrinkly that fake tan makes her appear (on the forehead and under the eyes). Oompa loompa indeed.

    • Row says

      January 31, 2009 at 1:01 am

      Hey Jenna

      I know! It’s really quite terrifying!

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