Step away from the Fake Tan

I choked on my pumpkin seeds when I saw this one. Chelsy Davy, Prince Ginger Harry’s now ex girlfriend, a mix of piggy-benico del toro-oompa lumpa and posh blonde bimbo has been layering the tan:

The future truly is orange for newly single fake tan fan Chelsy Davy | Mail Online.jpg

I can’t even begin to understand how you can not look in the mirror and go “URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!” then use a pumice stone on your face in an attempt to get it all off.

This is an epic epic fail. Home girl also needs to do something about her eye bags – I recommend sleep and eye cream. Failing that big sunglasses, big, big ones.

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  1. says

    So THAT’S what happened to Veruca Salt when she fell down the chute: she was adopted by sympathetic Oompa Loopas, and learned their Loompa ways. She did what she had to, to survive.

    I blame Harry.

  2. Libby says

    Orange you glad you don’t use the same fake tan as her?
    Ahahaha hah ah, pun.

    She’s been tangoed, man.

    • Row says

      Hey Libby

      WHAT fake tan is that, I wonder. Don’t most people use St. Tropez (or is that so 4 years ago? I dunno I’m not a fake tan user). It’s a terrible terrible shade!

  3. TheMakeupFairy says

    Now that is what you call a true carrot-orange lol
    And what’s wrong with her eyes? She looks like he’s been beaten up or hasn’t slept in two years??

    • Row says

      Hey Makeupfairy

      She always has those stressed out eyes. I don’t know why she must have access to Creme De La Mer?!

  4. Jenna Lynn says

    Yuck!! What the hell??? Look at how wrinkly that fake tan makes her appear (on the forehead and under the eyes). Oompa loompa indeed.