Every evening as I watch I’m a Celebrity, I wait for them. Like two bouncy watermelons they have me in mesmerized, in awe and disgust. I’m talking about Page 3 girl Nicola McLean’s bionic gazungas.
Nothing new about a Page 3 girl having a boob job, but it seems that with Nicola’s the person pumping in the fluid forgot to say “Stop!”.
They stand up all on their own, of course, because they are fake. Other naturally big boobed ladies will know naturally your chest has a little sag to it –
HUGE BOOBS + SOLID UPRIGHT MOTIONLESS DISPOSITION = MONSTROSITY.
Especially if you have a naturally small frame. Salma Hayek also has a OTT boob job but at least she has the curvy latina look:
I don’t know why you would ever surgically enhance them to that size though. But Nicola McLean don’t worry, there will always be one woman who has a worse boob job than you:
Posh’s boobs are just hideous. Like two solid egg yolks it doesn’t help that she’s scrawny as hell.
Anyway, I’ll be watching the bionic boobs again tonight!http://cosmetic-candy.com/cheapest-tramadol/