My arch nemesis has arrived: Tan-go Tan by Tango

untitled I have a friend who is a jolly shade of bright orange after using too much fake tan.  We were shopping for foundation for her and there came the realisation that there were no foundations in luminous, bright orange (unless you want to buy collection 2000 – hey that stuff turns orange on my skin).

Whats a girl to do?

It occured to me then, there are some girls who are proud to be orange, those who are in denial of being orange and those trying to fix it.

If you don’t wanna fix it and you want to exacerbate the hue, the way one would scratch at eczema  until you bleed, you can always try Tango (yes the fizzy drink Tango)’s new fake tan in true Tango shade.

It will go on sale for £5.99 on eBay soon ( I will post once its up). From what I have seen it is actually ORANGE like the tango man, remember him?

So you go to ask yourself – how orange will you go?!

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  1. says

    I’m so glad I don’t have to use fake tan. I tan really easily, so I’ve never needed it lol.
    Is it really so hard to make a fake tan that ISN’T orange though?! XD

    • Row says

      Hi Bunnie

      I don’t know but a lot of ppl seem orange to me – i think there comes a point where people are layering it on so much that they can no longer see through the orange tinted glasses! Brown, we want a nice brown tan!

  2. says

    I’ve seen too many pictures of orange Lindsay Lohans… or Paris Hiltons… and all the rest. Even an orange Donald Trump! Gah!

    • Row says

      Hi Abby

      The list of orange celebs go on and on and on and on and on……

      You think someone would SAY something to them?!