Monday Giveaway: Jelly Pong Pong Make Up Brushes


Guys – you can leave more than comment if you want BUT you will only be entered into each separate giveaway (remember there is one for the next 10 days) ONCE ONLY.

Its 10 days of giveaways girls, as I attempt to hand out some booty and free up some space for that pony I’ve been saving up for! International readers welcome and you may enter as many giveaways as you like. All winners announced on the 23rd November.

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The Prize: 5 pc Brush Set from Jelly Pong Pong (I left them all in their plastic wrap)

The Question:

What is your rudest name for a beauty product or shade you can think of?


Nars Deep Throat Blusher, of course. When I bought mine, I turned up in glasses and pointed at it saying, “That one”.

Nars has lots of rude names of course, “Orgasm” and “Triple X” but I do think Deep Throat kind of pushed the boundaries from something a little Playboy to something more Seymore Butts (don’t ask how I know who he is…I swear, its all innocent!).

One things for sure, when my kids get to about 6, I’ll make sure to keep this blusher on the top shelf cos I really don’t need a child asking me, “Mommy whats a ……”

Answer in the comments!

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  1. Jo says

    I’m thinking of Orgasm, because its so popular its in EVERY magazine out there, and you just can’t avoid looking at its name….

  2. Nina says

    I think Illamasqua has some of the rudest if not slightly disgusting names! How about someone asking you what shade of lipstick are you wearing and you reply, “Uhm, it’s Welt!”
    I do applaud them for doing so, they have guts!
    Other faves: Climax, Forced, Bitch, Filth, Tramp.

  3. Inês says

    There’s a nail polish by China Glaze named “sex on the beach”. Which I don’t relate to the color at all XD

  4. says

    The rube pube mascara, that’s certainly something you wouldn’t want your mum to find on your dressing table.

    Of course the illamasqua names crack me up, me and a friend tried to come up with porn lines using the names a few weeks ago, I think the best we came up with was:

    Bitch obey nymph hussy, growl vulgar trollop slave. Yes! Sadist flasher stalker lick virus, maybe?


  5. diskogal says

    Hahaha, good question!
    Well, the first that came to my mind were Nars Orgasm and of course Illamasqua’s MILF! I mean, MILF? Really?? At first I thought that it had to be random, but then I saw Phallic, Climax, Fetish, Bitch etc and I realised that they are actually repeat offenders. Still, MILF must be the best of the best.

  6. monika says

    Siss, Meltdown, & Modesty
    MAC Lipstick
    Siss is what my grandma calls pee. Does it get less sexy than that? Well, yes—there are also colors called Meltdown and Modesty.

  7. says

    Actually, Nars’ Deep Throat bothers me enough that on principle I avoid the brand 😛 Other than that…
    Urban Decay Ultraglide or Pocket Rocket lip gloss

  8. Holly says

    Does Jelly Pong Pong count?! I’m trying to be delicate here, but it kind of sounds like something that might come out of your nether bits!

    Haha, also Rimmel’s nail varnish in “Shocker”, because of the infamous finger gesture. I know they probably just mean it’s a shocking colour, but I can’t think of anything else when I’m putting it on. Especially because I’m looking at my fingers to apply it. Haha.

  9. Halifax says

    Is there an unlimited entries contest here, lol. I’ve seen Gash in lots of UD products (shadow, liner, gloss, etc.), kept asking myself what’s up with that name

  10. sue says

    Neo Climax Lipstick by Maquillage!

    Sadly, it’s my favorite lipstick (RS755) and I will keep buying it :(

  11. Melia says

    Nars Mounia. I can’t stop smirking whenever I see that name. In Greek it has a totally different meaning than what you’d think, quite rude. I’ve been tempted to track down the very few shops that stock Nars here, just to be able to ask for that blush and see the SA’s answer.
    Other than that, Illamasqua’s names for nail polish make me giggle!

  12. Holly says

    Ah yes, Illamasqua – I’m giving my sister their nail varnish in “Phallic” at Christmas. I’m also giving her a knitted willy-warmer from Etsy as a novelty gift. Hahaha, she’s going to love me 😀

  13. Heather says

    Well, there is Benefit’s “Dr. Feelgood” Velvety Complexion Balm. Just makes me laugh every time. Tarte has a foundation called “Smooth Operator”. I can’t get over how foul some of these makeup names can be for such items, haha.

  14. Charlene says

    Like others have said, ‘Gash’ (UD) and Nars are repeat offenders…but my personal favourite is Illamasqua’s eyeshadow ‘suck’ – the mental imagery is too much! if only they had one called ‘moist’…..

  15. Heather T. says

    umm I know essie has some polishes like “sexy divide” and night before. But they aren’t too bad. I remember reading a blog post that was giving away some (edible) lipsticks from a p*** website and the names were pretty outrageous!

  16. says

    Hmm…I don’t know what it is about makeup and sex names, but I can’t stand it!! I totally think Deep Throat is just “too much”. It’s not cute. It sort of makes me uncomfortable XD All the Illamasqua names are sort of rude I think, especially the lip colors.

    “Oh what a pretty color! What is that?”

    “Climax and Tramp.”

    “….” I don’t want ot have that conversation with my grandma, thankyouverymuch!

  17. Caroline says

    recenntly I bought Climax from illamasqua from you recently, and that’s all I can think of. When i went to HK, there were quite a few random one’s but none are coming to mind atm :(.

  18. Kassandra says

    Has to be Illamasqua with blush names like laid, hussy, thrust and sin…wow that would have been a GREAT meeting for a shy and retiring girl like me to have been sat in 😛 hehe

  19. Ashley says

    This is amazing! I recently found your cosmetic blog while trying to Google some reviews for Skinfood products & so far you have been the most helpful, thank you!
    I think the must offensive/rude beauty product would be by the brand “Bitch Slap”. I think the name says it all :(
    Nars, Illamasqua, Urban Decay are also some of the few. OH, and Soap & Glory’s Sexy Motherpucker…. My mom hates that one! There are seriously way too man!

  20. says

    I’ll say Benefit Play Sticks. Once I told my friend that I wanna get a play stick and she gave me a nasty looks. Then that I explain it’s a cosmetic name from Benefit and she couldn’t stop laughing about it.

  21. Gigi says

    Oh, the classic is definitely Orgasm. For my non-makeup obsessed friends, I prefer to only refer to this blush as “that pretty peachy-pink Nars blush everyone uses” LOL.

  22. Manders says

    Or how about Bitchslap cosmetics?! The company name is rude enough without throwing in products called LSD Bitch, Crack Bitch & Acid trippin Bitch. (Can’t make this stuff up!) The worst offender though has to be Bruised Bitch. How tasteless is that?

  23. Holly says

    😮 “Bruised Bitch”?! That’s shocking!

    I was also a bit shocked to find that there’s a makeup brand called “Black Up”, it strikes me as ridiculously offensive. It’s aimed at black women, but I don’t think that makes it any better…

  24. says

    it would have to be Zoya Nail Polish in “Kiki”. In Filipino – ‘Kiki’ means a woman’s private part!!! Haha the shade suits it well since it’s hot pink!

  25. says

    haha i like jans! I guess people have some creative ones…but I’ve never been a make-up enthusiast til now and don’t know many names. I’ve heard of deep throat by NARS and that’s pretty bad!

  26. Cheryl says

    I had a really gorgeous eye palette once, a pity its name was nippley pink. So I stopped using it after awhile…