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The Prize: 5 pc Brush Set from Jelly Pong Pong (I left them all in their plastic wrap)
The Question:
What is your rudest name for a beauty product or shade you can think of?
Me:
Nars Deep Throat Blusher, of course. When I bought mine, I turned up in glasses and pointed at it saying, “That one”.
Nars has lots of rude names of course, “Orgasm” and “Triple X” but I do think Deep Throat kind of pushed the boundaries from something a little Playboy to something more Seymore Butts (don’t ask how I know who he is…I swear, its all innocent!).
One things for sure, when my kids get to about 6, I’ll make sure to keep this blusher on the top shelf cos I really don’t need a child asking me, “Mommy whats a ……”
Answer in the comments!
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I’m thinking of Orgasm, because its so popular its in EVERY magazine out there, and you just can’t avoid looking at its name….
it would be pushy blush, just a name I think of.
I think Illamasqua has some of the rudest if not slightly disgusting names! How about someone asking you what shade of lipstick are you wearing and you reply, “Uhm, it’s Welt!”
I do applaud them for doing so, they have guts!
Other faves: Climax, Forced, Bitch, Filth, Tramp.
It has to be Alan Cumming’s fragrance and the other items in the range. I realise it’s his name, but you can’t help thinking he was smirking when he decided to name it ‘Cumming’ lol! Then there’s the ‘Cumming All Over’ body lotion, and the ‘Cumming In A Bar’ soap!
http://www.sephora.com/browse/brand_hierarchy.jhtml?brandId=5793
Lush’s Buffy the backside slayer has got to be up there hasn’t it?
There’s a nail polish by China Glaze named “sex on the beach”. Which I don’t relate to the color at all XD
http://www.rudebeauty.com/buy.php
The rube pube mascara, that’s certainly something you wouldn’t want your mum to find on your dressing table.
Of course the illamasqua names crack me up, me and a friend tried to come up with porn lines using the names a few weeks ago, I think the best we came up with was:
Bitch obey nymph hussy, growl vulgar trollop slave. Yes! Sadist flasher stalker lick virus, maybe?
xxx
Hahaha, good question!
Well, the first that came to my mind were Nars Orgasm and of course Illamasqua’s MILF! I mean, MILF? Really?? At first I thought that it had to be random, but then I saw Phallic, Climax, Fetish, Bitch etc and I realised that they are actually repeat offenders. Still, MILF must be the best of the best.
Hindu (lipstick)
NARS Lipstick.
Hmm… there’s always Urban Decay’s red lip gloss called “Gash”. Quite unpleasant, haha!
Chastity
Essie Nail Polish
Mildew
Urban Decay Vegan Eyeshadow
Madness
Chanel Les Vernis Nail Polish
Baby’s Got Lips
Covergirl Incrediful Lipcolor
Dimebag
Kat Von D Eyeshadow
Threesome
Wet N’ Wild Silk Finish Highlight & Contour Blush
Underage
MAC Tinted Lip Glass
Foiled
Revlon Super Lustrous Lipgloss
Siss, Meltdown, & Modesty
MAC Lipstick
Siss is what my grandma calls pee. Does it get less sexy than that? Well, yes—there are also colors called Meltdown and Modesty.
Stalkerazzi
Too Faced Liquid Eyeliner
Faux Pas
Lancôme Sensational Effects Eyeshadow
Actually, Nars’ Deep Throat bothers me enough that on principle I avoid the brand
Other than that…
Urban Decay Ultraglide or Pocket Rocket lip gloss
Does Jelly Pong Pong count?! I’m trying to be delicate here, but it kind of sounds like something that might come out of your nether bits!
Haha, also Rimmel’s nail varnish in “Shocker”, because of the infamous finger gesture. I know they probably just mean it’s a shocking colour, but I can’t think of anything else when I’m putting it on. Especially because I’m looking at my fingers to apply it. Haha.
Is there an unlimited entries contest here, lol. I’ve seen Gash in lots of UD products (shadow, liner, gloss, etc.), kept asking myself what’s up with that name
Neo Climax Lipstick by Maquillage!
Sadly, it’s my favorite lipstick (RS755) and I will keep buying it
Deep Throat
Nars Mounia. I can’t stop smirking whenever I see that name. In Greek it has a totally different meaning than what you’d think, quite rude. I’ve been tempted to track down the very few shops that stock Nars here, just to be able to ask for that blush and see the SA’s answer.
Other than that, Illamasqua’s names for nail polish make me giggle!
Ah yes, Illamasqua – I’m giving my sister their nail varnish in “Phallic” at Christmas. I’m also giving her a knitted willy-warmer from Etsy as a novelty gift. Hahaha, she’s going to love me
Well, there is Benefit’s “Dr. Feelgood” Velvety Complexion Balm. Just makes me laugh every time. Tarte has a foundation called “Smooth Operator”. I can’t get over how foul some of these makeup names can be for such items, haha.
Midnight Cowboy
lipstick and eyeshadow by Urban Decay
I quite like the shades tho, lol
Like others have said, ‘Gash’ (UD) and Nars are repeat offenders…but my personal favourite is Illamasqua’s eyeshadow ‘suck’ – the mental imagery is too much! if only they had one called ‘moist’…..
Nars Orgasm and Illamasqua Phallic
umm I know essie has some polishes like “sexy divide” and night before. But they aren’t too bad. I remember reading a blog post that was giving away some (edible) lipsticks from a p*** website and the names were pretty outrageous!
Hmm…I don’t know what it is about makeup and sex names, but I can’t stand it!! I totally think Deep Throat is just “too much”. It’s not cute. It sort of makes me uncomfortable XD All the Illamasqua names are sort of rude I think, especially the lip colors.
“Oh what a pretty color! What is that?”
“Climax and Tramp.”
“….” I don’t want ot have that conversation with my grandma, thankyouverymuch!
Definately has to be Urban Decay with their liquid liner in Gash!!!!
recenntly I bought Climax from illamasqua from you recently, and that’s all I can think of. When i went to HK, there were quite a few random one’s but none are coming to mind atm
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Has to be Illamasqua with blush names like laid, hussy, thrust and sin…wow that would have been a GREAT meeting for a shy and retiring girl like me to have been sat in
hehe
Rudest? Perhaps Tramp, Bitch, Snark. Anything from Illamasqua fits the requirements quite well ;P
This is amazing! I recently found your cosmetic blog while trying to Google some reviews for Skinfood products & so far you have been the most helpful, thank you!
I think the must offensive/rude beauty product would be by the brand “Bitch Slap”. I think the name says it all
Nars, Illamasqua, Urban Decay are also some of the few. OH, and Soap & Glory’s Sexy Motherpucker…. My mom hates that one! There are seriously way too man!
Maybelline’s lipstick – Nudie Mocha
I’ll say Benefit Play Sticks. Once I told my friend that I wanna get a play stick and she gave me a nasty looks. Then that I explain it’s a cosmetic name from Benefit and she couldn’t stop laughing about it.
Oh, the classic is definitely Orgasm. For my non-makeup obsessed friends, I prefer to only refer to this blush as “that pretty peachy-pink Nars blush everyone uses” LOL.
Or how about Bitchslap cosmetics?! The company name is rude enough without throwing in products called LSD Bitch, Crack Bitch & Acid trippin Bitch. (Can’t make this stuff up!) The worst offender though has to be Bruised Bitch. How tasteless is that?
I was also a bit shocked to find that there’s a makeup brand called “Black Up”, it strikes me as ridiculously offensive. It’s aimed at black women, but I don’t think that makes it any better…
it would have to be Zoya Nail Polish in “Kiki”. In Filipino – ‘Kiki’ means a woman’s private part!!! Haha the shade suits it well since it’s hot pink!
Nibble of Nuts- (Dior gloss)
hahahhaa!!
NARS orgasm, super orgasm and deep throat.
haha i like jans! I guess people have some creative ones…but I’ve never been a make-up enthusiast til now and don’t know many names. I’ve heard of deep throat by NARS and that’s pretty bad!
I had a really gorgeous eye palette once, a pity its name was nippley pink. So I stopped using it after awhile…
Not very original – Nars Sex Machine lip pencil
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