Everytime I get something from Lush – which I do cos I get bored even though their products generally do nothing for me – the boyfriend moans. Why? Because their chunky soaps, solid shampoos and what nots fall apart in clumps and means blocked drains.
Huh, I sniffed, as if the shower will get blocked by a teeny bit of soap. Water, water, washes it all away into the magical land of “shower-waste” full of fake tan, pubes and dead skin.
For the record I was using –
Porridge soap. Smells great, has great big chunky bits of oats in it – much worse than this photograph. After 3 weeks the drain has given up and it is blockety blocked, big style.
I am not sticking my hand down there and dragging out the mess so I am going to have to sort this out the good old fashioned way –
Brad Pitt is coming round to unblock it for me.
No, I’m kidding. Good old fashioned lye. Have to be very very careful with the stuff cos it will burn you, kitties, kiddies…gloves, goggles, check, check. But if this won’t eat through the build of of Lush scum, nothing will.
Be warned ladies with sensitive little drains!