Judging by the conversations I’ve had lately, everyone’s taste in what they deem as beautiful seems to vary a lot these days. It got me thinking, who do other people think are beauties, and why*
*You can’t say your mum. We get it, you love your mum, but its not cliché day.
I personally like natural beauties, less fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, more old school glamour. I also find that if someone is annoying, no matter how beautiful they are on the outside, I still find them unattractive.
(A Real Conversation)
Other person: “I just fink Sienna Miller is gaw-jus”
Me: “But she’s got an uncontrollable vagina!”
Here are my 5 top beauties…tell me who are yours?
1. Jean Shrimpton
60s Fashion Model. I love that she has Shrimp in her name. So pretty and fresh looking:
Somali model and actress married to David Bowie. A lady I worked for met her a few times, said she is literally like a gazelle (I think thats a good thing):
3. Christy Turlington
For me always the most beautiful of all the Supermodels. Married to Ed Burns, who is a bit of a douche.
4. Queen Rania of Jordan
Well, she’s a Queen, has four kids (am I allowed to call them kids?) with King Abdullah bin Al-Hussein. She’s so pretty, and does a lot for Women’s rights in the Middle East:
5. Audrey Tautou:
My favourite French actress, although there are many many stunning French actresses. Loved her in Amélie although its opened the door to 100s of less than delicate girls being christened with that name.
“Amélie! Come ‘ere NOW, or you’re not ‘avin fish fingers tonight!”
Just Missed Out:
Raquel Welsh, Sophia Lauren, Audrey Hepburn = all completely obvious, don’t need me to say how stunning they are
Angelina and Natalie Portman = Gorgeous, but annoying
Scar Jo = I kind of like her even though she’s a blonde, she’s like a juicy peach without the fuzz
Victoria Beckham……..I kid, I kid
Tell me, who are your top beauties?