Baby Gomez in now just over three months. Baby G has inherited something from her Western blood it seems – long long eyelashes.
Emma Thompson is my new god. She says of her husband, the extremely handsome Greg Wise: “There are lots of nice things about British men. For instance, they can be very funny and very self-deprecating. In Britain, you very rarely get the sort of macho self-confidence of the Latin man who is so out there […]
The BBC did their annual 100 most annoying people on TV charts today. The most annoying celebrity is apparently model Agness (can’t spell it, ok?) Deyn – more annoying than Kerry Katona? More annoying than Megan Fox? More annoying that Jennifer Anistons chin? I don’t actually understand what she’s done that’s so wrong but anyway… […]
…to 2008 that is. Just as well. I am all ready for a fresh start, and then when it all goes wrong, fresh start no. 2 in February (Chinese New Year!). Won’t be going out tonight, it’s FAR too cold – so it’s a huge family cosy up for me. Television is awful on this […]
I have to say, I didn’t have much hope when I spotted the dude with yarn on his face. But listen ladies, and you will fall in love. Oh it helps if you spent 95% of your childhood playing on a Nintendo Gameboy like me, because your Asian parents replaced interaction with consoles and pirated […]
Louis Walsh just called Cheryl “That was my best performace of yours” Cole “Little Miss Showbiz over there” (and something else I can’t remember) cos Shezza said Louis was turning his crappy band JLS into Westlife. That shut her up. Cheryl knows nothing about anything, she needs to stick to looking gorgeous and showing how […]
I found it interesting that there is now a Facebook for Dummies book. What on earth can there be to teach? Chapter 1: This is how to log on. Chapter 2: Friends; quantity, not quality. Chapter 3: POKE ME: Dealing with pokes. Chapter 4: How to stalk your ex/collegue/friend Chapter 5: How to change your […]
You know, as humans become dumber and lazier it is inevitable that some languages will become endangered.* Endangered languages include Hawaiian, Tulu, Breton, Leonese, Manchu, Cajun French, Proper English. Actually Wikepedia says that and endangered language can be termed as such by looking at: 1. The number of speakers currently living. 2. The mean age […]
Megan, star of YouTube has a haircut. Never mind the cut check out how much she looks like a Jedi.