So I’m watching a documentary about a website that women can join if they want a boob job for free, and a number of lonely, desperate men all over the world, who cannot get a woman in real life donate towards the surgery.
But this is not a proper charity! No, in return you need to do nude pictures in order to raise money. So the more nude you get and the more porno-riffic you get the more donations you get. Men can actually make requests and orders, similar to the process in Burger King.
It’s kind of like porn, but it doesn’t feel so bad because men pretend that they are doing to “improve the girls self esteem” and girls pretend it doesn’t matter because it “gets them what they want”. Because all that matters in this life, is getting what you want. Screw dignity!
Do men realise that you don’t get to keep the girl afterwards? I suppose you get more interaction using this site then with porn or those awful chat line adverts that come on TV after 11pm.
But seriously ladies – as a woman who has naturally large babylons, let me tell you it isn’t that much fun – you can’t wear nice clothes, everything takes an extra effort to look good on. You are always slouched over, and you have to wear a bra 99% of the time. You get backache. You dread the day you become pregnant. I don’t understand why anyone would want big boobs THAT badly – if it’s for a boy, then then boy isn’t much of a boy if all he cares about is your boobies.
And if you do still want a boob job, that much, so so so so much that you would drape yourself topless over the sofa, in front of your husband and child and take some photos, then post them on the web where anyone can get hold of them, in a bid to get more donations towards your new bionic breasts, here’s a clue -
GET A JOB
That’s right. Instead of whoring your body parts out for money how about using a bit of elbow grease and earning that money the old fashioned way?
Anyway, I suggest a new website.
What happens is, girls like us write down our wishlist items (no need to be conservative here ladies), and men from all over the world view our profiles and in return for pictures of us wearing eyeliner, or mascara, or if we’re really adventurous, lipliner – we get money towards the stash!