Majolica Majorca Gorgeous Lash Wing Mascara


Just a quick review here – no proper pics, my camera is playing up! I have the Majolica Majorca lash base (average) and the Lash Expander (hard to remove, not very effective) but decided to give the Lash Gorgeous Wing a try too. I have wanted it for a long time, some when the limited […]

Authentic Creme De La Mer


I am simply dying for Creme De La Mer – something about getting older and wanting allegedly one of the best creams out there. The cream, the eye will be in my grubby hands soon! Checking out eBay, I noticed lots of Creme De La Mer’s, 30ml for around £70 for 30ml, (buy it […]

Babyliss Pro Dial a Heat Curling Tong – Curling Tools!


As a girl with straight hair, its only natural that I crave curls! I have plenty of curling tools, but I was tempted by this Babyliss Pro Dial a Heat tong, in the large 38mm size. They say: These professional quality ceramic hair curling and waving irons have been specially designed by BaByliss for the […]

Goldiggers, this is not how you do it


When you are trannylicious and older than your young, hot, rich, sucessful toyboy what you don’t do is announce to the world that you want to marry him and have his babies! Scherzinger can’t wait for the couple to get married and start raising children in Hawaii – the state where she was born. She […]

Screw Super Mario!


Cos all you need is this gem of a game… America’s Next Top Model for the Nintendo DS! I am dripping in sarcasm of course. Check out the rating: One star! Tyra needs to stick with – er, being a bitch rather than releasing games!

Monday Random Haulage Pics


I am finally off my death bed. Had a terrible week – hoping for a better week to come though. Random quick haul pics. I am totally off buying things at the moment…shopping has become so…boring? Either they need to make something more exciting for me to buy or I finally need to find a […]

I can’t bear her, I can’t bear her, I can’t bear her


I am entitled to my opinion, ok, and I cannot stand Alexandra Burke from X Factor. She is going to win of course because whilst Eoghogoaogohohon had to sing with Boyzone and JLS sang with Westlife, Alexandra got to sing with only the goddess herself, Beyonce (who looked like she needed some lipstick). No, no […]


Just a little one from my death bed – Manchester will be saying NAY to the congestion charge. To all you tree hugging, student-minded, failed-my-driving-test-several-times-plebs: Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner. That’s all.

Four Long Years!


Me and the other half have been together for 4 years today and managed to not kill each other…just. As James Joyce once said: “I think I would know Nora’s [his wife] fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.” Mine would be: “I think I would know […]

Boyfriend Christmas Present Ideas

Whoops. So busy buying generic soapy bath sets and slippers for people I hate, like all me relatives I forgot to buy something for the other half. Torn between a 120gb ipod, a new processor and motherboard or a new monitor. Here’s how we decide what to buy. Ipod – £170 Processor and motherboard – […]

Sleigh Bells ring – are you listening?

UPDATE: Ppppssstttt.  Check out my new blog for moaning.  Seeing as this is supposed to be a beauty blog no.1 and not a moaning one – here. Sorry for the lack of posts! I have been confined to l’apartement, suffering from the dreaded flu and a skin eating bug.  Well ok, not a skin eating […]

Tarte: Purse your lips set


I paid way too much for this damn kit from eBay: They say: What it does: Tarte Purse Your Lips Limited-Edition Lipgloss Clutch is perfect for parties and celebrations—with so many glosses to choose from, you’re sure to find the perfect match for any occasion. The brand-new, limited-edition shades are infused with the Tarte t5 […]

Screw You!: A small orange


Anyone know a good web host? When I was searching for one to look after this blog it was a real mission – so many of them suck balls. Finally I settled on A Small Orange – decent company, good prices, can’t fault the speed of responses. But since I have been with them for […]

I finished something!


I know, give me a medal. But seriously if you have as much make up as me, finished something deserves a pat on the back. And here it is: It’s the RMK creamy foundation in shade 103. Bought this a long time ago. The RMK bases are really nice, fresh bases that are very recommended. […]

Benefit Instant Brow


I am mad for brows at the moment, ever since I realised my brows are a little short at the ends and need some extended for some va-va-voom. So I got this Benefit Instant Brow for half price from eBay. This comes in two shades. Light/Medium and Medium/Dark. I bought the Medium/Dark. The pencil is […]


I have to say, I didn’t have much hope when I spotted the dude with yarn on his face. But listen ladies, and you will fall in love. Oh it helps if you spent 95% of your childhood playing on a Nintendo Gameboy like me, because your Asian parents replaced interaction with consoles and pirated […]

Gothtastic: YSL Gloss Pur Black


You know you are about to buy something, and all the time you’re thinking, no, don’t buy this, its a really bad idea. But you buy it anyway? That’s how I felt when I shelled out £17.32 (or some other ridiculous figure – our VAT/TAX rate has been cut from 17.5% to 15% and most […]

Revisted: Sleek Palettes


There’s a little gem of a palette made by Sleek cosmetics (a brand for darker skins, but no reason at all why all skintones can’t use their eye, cheek and lip products). So far there are four palettes – Original, Storm, Chaos and Jewel. They are all well priced and super soft and pigmented! Some […]

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