I see a striking resemblance: John Fashanu is a retired footballer. Alexandra Burke is the latest winner of the UK X-Factor. Both are pretty damn annoying.
Picture the scene; you back from work, tired, emotional, your eating animal crackers like there’s no tomorrow and tv is so lame you are watching QVC. I don’t know how those beyatches do it, but one thing leads to another and suddenly, you’ve ordered a Elemis 6 piece kit on four easy payments of £9.99. I have never used Elemis in my life – but anyway here’s this kit: You get: Pro Collagen Marine Cream […]
Just a quickie! It’s Christmas Eve and I need to pull my socks up, do some tidying and food prep. Did a quick eye. I used: Nars Firming Foundation Armani Face Corrector in no. 2 (salmon colour) under the eyes – SO GOOD. On the Eyes: Shu Uemura (no idea which shade of green, it looks like apples) MAC Light Green Glitter MAC 3D Gold Glitter Guerlain Black Liquid Eyeliner Urban Decay Covet Pencil Miss […]
I want to wear some glitter on my eyes tomorrow so decided to find some clear lip gloss to use as a sticky base – a cheap one of course. Boy has it been a challenge. I went to Superdrug, and checked out the cheaper brands in the scale – Collection 2000, NYC, 2True etc. They all had clear lip glosses but I noticed most of them are ‘lip plumping’ following the trend for pumped […]
Make up palette: All items are new. Answer this question (put the answer in the comment box!): On the third day of Christmas, what did my true love bring to me? You can enter more than one competition over the next ten days. Rules: You need to be human You can live anywhere in the world You can be any sex, race, size etc. etc. You can enter as many competitions as you like. The […]
Was watching the tele, and was introduced to something called the World Acrobatic Championships 2008. Men’s groups – the gayest thing I have EVER seen. Even my other half, who is 89% gay rejects it for its gayness. Can’t find the exact clip I saw, but this will give you an idea: It’s the dancing that kills it!
Just gratuity. I was going to write down every product I have but about 2 draws in I considered putting my head in a gas oven instead so I stopped. Nevertheless, maybe one day I’ll get round to it. Eyeliners, lippies etc. Palettes: More palettes: Solo shadows: Gel Liners: Cream eyeshadows: Lips: Random – I can’t be arsed now drawer: Liquid liners and bases: Blushers: Lips Part 2: Nars: Mineral Make Up: Bases: Skin Powders: […]
Reader Chica has alerted me to the sale over at my love-hate-hate shop, ASOS. It isn’t a comprehensive sale but there are some bargains to be had, most notable: Best of Becca Palette, half price £49 to £24.50 Korres Plum 3 piece set, £20 to £10 Freeze 24-7 Plump Lips Ice Sticks Lip Plumper £24.50 to £6 (only plum left) Benefit Peace, Love & Glossiness Lip Gloss Set £19.50, now £11. Paul & Joe Face […]