NO CONGESTION CHARGE!

Just a little one from my death bed – Manchester will be saying NAY to the congestion charge. To all you tree hugging, student-minded, failed-my-driving-test-several-times-plebs: Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner. That’s all.

Four Long Years!

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Me and the other half have been together for 4 years today and managed to not kill each other…just. As James Joyce once said: “I think I would know Nora’s [his wife] fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.” Mine would be: “I think I would know his eggy farts anywhere. I think I could pick his out in the event of an atomic bomb.” Much love, […]

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