Second by second Olympic handover coverage

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Sooooo my worst nightmare, Boris Johnson has appeared, JACKET OPEN. You can’t miss him and his big fat gut because he’s the ONLY MAN on the stage with his white shirt popping out. He can’t wave a flag properly either. *cringe*. You only have yourself to blame London, you thought it would be funny voting him in didn’t you? Well we up North will take no responsibility for him. Boris never did his jacket up, […]

New Category: Morons of the week

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I didn’t want to add this category, I was left with no choice after watching Cheryl I can’t sing Coleenon the X-factor. This crazy woman walks into the auditions, a gob like the abyss, a cold gaze coming from her eyes. She didn’t want to be a club/party singer anymore. She works for one of the biggest holiday resorts in the UK (insert: Butlins. Went there aged 10, traumatized me for life). Cheryl Says, “you […]

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