You know the kid that everyone tagged at school, because you know she could never catch anyone?
That was me.
Anyway – not afraid of my Chinese burn, Yummy411 has tagged me. The cheek! On a Sunday too!
1. What was I doing 10 years ago?
I was 16, a teenager, busy eating hot pots and rice puddings, getting fat, wishing I could marry Ronan Keating. Wanted to know what this ‘getting fingered’ stuff that all the other girls were doing was (not allowed out at that age – and RIGHTLY SO!)
2. What are 5 things on my to-do list today?
I have to finish two freelance projects, I have to give a tv to my Nan, I have to start cleaning and tidying (moving house in 4 days and, no, not found anywhere else to live thanks for my genius, better half), and I need to write some complaint letters…oh and do a plan for my new website which my kind collegue is building me.
4. Places I’ve lived:
Manchester, England – and…Hong Kong for a little bit. Oh alright, it was a holiday. Sad, I know. I am planning to escape soon!
5. Things I’d do if I were a billionaire:
Buy Wentworth Millers love, buy a Buggati Veyron and drive it at 30 miles per hour and have a sticker on the bumper that says ‘My other cars a Yaris’, travel travel travel, go to Tokyo and clear every single beauty counter, start some orphanages and schools for little girls abandoned in China…mm there are lots of good causes around the world that would benefit. I would get a nose job, lipsuction, eye lift, eyelash implants, breast reduction…I’d go to vegas and play with Daniel Negranu. I’d hire Derren Brown to be my coach. I’d get a really heavy Hermes, iron lined bag and whack Victoria Beckham over the head.
6. People I want to know more about.
All those anono-mouse posters, anyone, everyone infact. I’m nosy.
Don’t shout at me but I don’t get how I tag other people – and anyway how do I know if they have been tagged or not *rubs eyes* wahhhhh helppppp!