So everyone has been talking about getting Vajazzled. I got the press release about this a while ago but didn’t have time to read it until now…but it sort of made me giggle and cry at the same time so here it is: Vajazzling is the adornment of crystals and beads to the bikini area after waxing. According to the Completely Bare website, “Accessorizing your privates is the hottest rage. From crystal flowers to customized […]
So I mentioned last week I was trying out the Harcombe diet which on paper sounded easy. No carbs, no sugars, no tea or coffee, no milk…and a whole host of other things which make life worth living. Anyway here’s a few things that have been helping me (I say that but the scales will tell me the truth on Friday!). This is Baby Gomez, who is now 18 months. She (yes She) is a […]
Bradley Cooper, one of those actors who I can’t associate with any film of any substance appeared at the Valentine’s Day (The Film!) premiere the other day looking like….well, what is it?: Oh let me guess, it didn’t look like that when he left the house? Some people suggested that this wasn’t fake tan, it was just that he got a real tan and the sun didn’t reach the beardy bits. I would suggest that […]
No, no, no, no, no. I thought this was a joke. But Nicole Kidman doesn’t strike me as a ha-ha-ha kinda chick. In times like these, there’s only one thing we can do – a poll.
So glad its Friday, so glad to be home and to have a rest. Love a bit of Golden Balls if I am home early enough – and what do I see? Make up that took my breath away. It took my breath away. I love it. I love that she has her own sense of style even if its not…conventional. Screw conventionality. Screw blending. Screw highlighter. I want to salute the woman and ask […]
All my Christmas shopping is done. It was easy. Don’t look at me like that. All apart from Mr Candy’s. I have been looking for places to buy some nice, good quality, not-too-bright jumpers for him. (Profile: he’s a simple dresser – he prefers Muji or GAP clothes, and is very protective over his socks and underpants, even the ones with holes in them). The GAP UK site is a pile of pants, so I […]
I was browsing some discount perfume sites yesterday, looking for presents for people I don’t like but am obliged to buy for, and what do I see, but my ex-imaginary husband, Ronan Keating’s very own scent: I can’t take the mickey out of this hideously packaged scent too much because the proceeds of the sale go towards a cancer awareness charity, not that – I am guessing – many people have this on their dressing […]
Just when I thought my lash perm experience couldn’t get worse – it did. So there I was, innocently watching this god awful film, The Break Up, where Jennifer Anison plays Rachel from Friends and Vince Vaughn plays himself…and my eye begins to water a little. I give it a rub, just a gentle one, then dab away the moisture. And what do I see? My eyelashes. Lots of them. Little skinny black things, all […]