Kath & Kim US? So wrong!

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For making me live thorough 10 years of the awfulness that is Neighbours and Home & Away, every. single. day. of. my. life. after school, the Australians with have come up with a funny and clever series, Kath & Kim. So Wiki says: Kath & Kim stars Jane Turner as Kath Day-Knight, a cheerful 50-something […]

10p Face Masks & 88 Colour Palettes & FOTD

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So I am bitter and resentful that you girls Stateside get all the coolest bargains, where as in the UK we are always paying top buck for everything and not even getting decent customer service either. Anyway there’s a bargain store we have here called – er, Home Bargains. Oh the shame, the shame. I […]

I think I know….

Noooo! Raef!!!! No that Mr Earl Grey himself has been kicked out, I have lost all hope. I mean who the hell are we left with? Lucinda – I quite like Lucinda and her weird twisty neck, but she is too negative too whiny. Lee – Urgh can’t stand him – tried to be noble […]

Whitney wins and will always love you..

This cycle of ANTM has flown by. I have to say, the American version is superior to the British version, which is a collection of supermarket check out girls, alcoholics and wannabe footballers girlfriends. But more about that later. So Whitney – She got my nerves for the whole series – that mouth! those teeth! […]

Boo Hiss.

Urgh. The Apprentice made me physically sick. Just some highlights – essentially this week, they just have to make greeting cards for new occasions. BTW – Miss Piggy Claire, says that Matt Lucas has ‘short man syndrome’ – and she has? Fat Orange Cow Syndrome. Ideas they got – Jenny Big Chin’s idea – Eco […]

The Apprentice: Week 4

The show continues to turn into a pantomime, naturally, and this week I found it hard to concentrate of the show because there was something more interesting to watch (ie. an Ebay item). As expected, the boys team made a mess of the challenge of doing a pub night (they chose Italian food, nice and […]

The Apprentice: Week 2

I swear I will get back onto the Make Up stuff soon, but I’ve been so busy lately that TV has been snatching me free few minutes and not playing with make up. The Apprentice is completely compelling viewing, if not slightly like a pantomime this year. And the Panto has its villan! Jenny the […]

Paulina Porizkova, shut your pie hole!

…not that she eats any pies, I’m sure. As a big fan on ANTM (I get it a day later than you ladies in the US thanks to the powder of the net) and a big fan on the quiet beauty that is Katarzyna Dolinska. I did like Claire at first, before she turned into […]

The Apprentice UK

This is probably utterly boring for anyone who isn’t in the UK, but The Apprentice is back! In the UK we have Sir Alan Sugar, and glorified garden gnome who is in charge of a 800 million empire – I mean garden. The candidates are uber annoying this year. Let’s identify the most annoying; Sacked […]

Diets & Cook Yourself Thin

Diets are big business – for companies who make food substitutes, for people who make fat burning drugs, for gyms, personal trainers etc. There are 101 ways people claim you can lose weight. Presuming you don’t have any medical problems, eating well and exercise will normally help shift a few pounds. This would be my […]

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