What do I do when I see something that I think is a positively silly invention? I buy it! Ta-Da! When this foundation first came out (I think Evangeline Lily and Eva Longoria are in the advert) how we sniffed. How we laughed. Rolling on a foundation? Ludicrous. God, I want to strangle Eva Longoria. I think Evangeline is quite beautiful but she reminds me of the sister in law so *makes a stabbing noise* […]
Just when you thought that the only things you could grind were: a. Pepper b. Salt c. Coffee d. An Axe The cosmetic companies prove me wrong. I present Cliniques Superbalanced Mineral Powder Make Up with SPF 15: The grinding thing isn’t original – I had my beady eye on Smashbox’s Halo Hydrating Powder for a long time but at £41.50 (including a brush) it was too pricey for my liking PLUS there was only […]
Vibrating things have been big, like, forever, in the sex industry, but in cosmetics? This is sort of new. I was sent this Maybelline Pulse Perfection mascara to try out last week and I finally got round to having a play. It’s a whopping £15 – I saw whopping because its rather pricey for a drugstore level mascara. I think £10 is steep for a mascara anyway (considering that 90% amount of them that just […]
Last week, my work colleague taught me the phrase “Brain Fart”. According to Urban Dictionary this is: A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it. I have brain farts constantly, and I was having one when I picked up this item from www.adambeauty.com: I love shopping on Adambeauty and find myself randomly adding cheap tit bits into […]
As if the Cleopatra nose clip (yes, I bought it) wasn’t stupid enough, I have now found the Nose Roller invention that squeezes your big, wide, inadequate Asian nose into a Victora Beckham (I swear, I haven’t got it in for her this week) piggy nose: Wanna see how to use it?…
First stickers that go on the bottom of your feet, then calculators you carry round with you to calculate the calories in all your food, then its pills that make you have oily farts. The never ending desire to find a quick/cheap/easy ways to lose weight is never ending. Trust me I know. Six Second Abs? Have it. Wii Fit? Have it. Pills and teas? Have it. That Calculator? I have it. I recently bought […]
Last week I asked you to guess that this was… It is… A two sided mirror which is supposed to make application of eye make up easier (check the results from the side etc.) Do I find it useful? Absolutely not!
You know I love to find beauty inventions from around the world, so riddle me this – what is this thing? Let me know your guesses in the comments! What is it and what is it for?