Here’s a tip. If you’re going to research ‘Breast Enhancements’ or anything with the word ‘Boob’, ‘Baps’ or ‘Babylons’ then make sure your Google Safe Search is ON.
So were talking boobies today – I was doing my usual look for unusual beauty gadgets trawl when I noticed some bust enhancing gum. I generally ignore things like that but then I noticed there were tons and tons of products made just for breast enhancement.
Whats interesting is how unusual the products are. I mean, a Penis Pump I sort of get. Its stupid, but I get it – it physically stretches and enlarges, so at least theres a temporary physical difference.
But cookies, gum, tea and cakes that increase the boobs? Not just a bit either, as you can see these products are boldly named F-Cups! We’re talking Watermelons, not Honeydew.
Cookie Ingredients is as follows:
Ingredients: Flour, semi-chocolate, margarine, soybean milk powder, liquid bean curd (tofu), shortening*, powdered skim milk, cocoa powder, dried egg whites, starch, soybean powder, collagen, Pueraria Mirifica [50 mg per cook¡e], macca powder, sweeteners (sorbitol), baking powder (leavening agent), emulsifying agent (made from soybeans), spice, perfume (flavoring), and artificial color (Annatto and Caroten), pectin. I’m guessing its not the flour or cocoa powder doing the magic, so it must be the Pueraria Mirifica which contains contains Phytoestrogens.
According to Wikipedia (sorry) studies are the effect of phytoestrogens is inconclusive – “The generally accepted position on this topic is that phytoestrogens may be beneficial for healthy females and that females with known breast cancer should be aware of potential risks and consider avoiding consumption until more information is available.”
Take of that what you will.
But anyway, less science, more boobs.
I read somewhere that with these cakes the fat will go straight to your boobs, not you say, your ass, your batwings, your double chin – oh no – this is super fat and it knows where to target!
For the record I’d love to have a bigger bum I’d happy have some fat transfer from boob to bum.
So anyway, does this stuff work?
I’m pretty sure there’s no conclusive proof on this crap, otherwise there’d be a lot of Harley Street Surgeons trading in their Bentleys right now. But psychologically, it could make you feel better, more confident, puff your chest out more (then people will be looking at your boobs).
That’s what a lot of medicine/therapies is isn’t it? Its as much about positive mental attitude as it is about medicine (unless you have Herpes, in which case no prayers are going to help you, go to the doctor).
But are you going to buy it, Rowena?
I may be the queen of buying crap but this is one I will miss, for I already have two hefty baps on my frame. For anyone who is interested in having big boobs through surgery (or indeed F-Cup Cakes) I have just one word for you – Ibuprofen, for when you realise how bad the back ache is from carrying around the extra weight on your front end.