Is it in the water?

Everyone is a little on the mad side, lately, no? First the Bale, not Etta.

I used to like Buoyancy now she grates me like a….grater. She’s everywhere. She’s not as annoying as Mariah Carey, but she’s getting there. Anyway, obviously she sang ‘At Last’ for the Presidents inauguration ball. I presumed Etta James was dead, because otherwise, why wouldn’t they ask her to perform it instead since it is kinda her song?

Ettas’s not dead. And she roars.

Says on Dlisted that Etta told an audience:

“You know, your President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”

Let me reiterate the most important fragments of that statement:

“You know, your President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing my song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”

Buoyancy just got told. For matters of comparison:

Etta:

Buoyancy Live:

I wonder what Barack and Michelle are talking about during their first dance.

“Did you empty the washer?”
“No, did you?”
“No, I was busy getting inaugurated remember”
“Excuses, excuses. You better do it before bed. Now smile.”

Christina Aguilera’s awful, horrendous, ear bending version:

Which version do you prefer?

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Comments

  1. Haha! I love Etta James, more so now than before.

    I think Etta was just joking when she made those remarks; that said, she was right on the money. I can’t believe Barack Obama chose Beyonce Knowles over Etta Fricking James! Is he daft?!? In the immortal words of Amy Winehouse: “What kind of f*ckery is this?!?”

    From now on I will refer to the 44th President of the United States as “the one with the big ears”. He ain’t MY President.

    • Hey Pandy!!!!

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I swear I thought Etta was dead which is why they choose Boyancy instead!

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