As if the Cleopatra nose clip (yes, I bought it) wasn’t stupid enough, I have now found the Nose Roller invention that squeezes your big, wide, inadequate Asian nose into a Victora Beckham (I swear, I haven’t got it in for her this week) piggy nose:
Wanna see how to use it?…Why, like rollers!:
Let’s face it, if this worked, there wouldn’t be so many middle aged, hairy cosmetic surgeons driving around in fancy Porches that look too small for them. Nevertheless…wishful thinking.
I didn’t actually buy this (but you can here) – I can’t be bothered trying to change every damn little imperfection of my face or body anymore, I have far more pressing matters than how this or that looks.
But what about you? Would you roll your nose?