Four Long Years!

Me and the other half have been together for 4 years today and managed to not kill each other…just.

As James Joyce once said:

“I think I would know Nora’s [his wife] fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.”

Mine would be:

“I think I would know his eggy farts anywhere. I think I could pick his out in the event of an atomic bomb.”

Much love, chubby.

Image from: – a must see!

UPDATE (only relevant to one person) : To chubby – thanks for making the effort today and not giving me a card, a present or even a daisy. Not that I mind, but it would be nice to think you can think of something that’s a surprise just once in a while. This has been the worst week of the year and 99.9% of it has been caused by you directly, or indirectly so it’s no wonder I am dying of mysterious pains all over my body. That’s all.

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  1. LOL you guys must be cute together! =D

  2. That image is super cute! cracks me up!!!! Happy 4yrs anniversary!!! :)

  3. awwww. LOL that cartoon so perfectly sums up my relationship as well, it’s exactly what I would say. Congrats on 4 long years! Do I hear wedding bells in the near future?

  4. Hey Kiu!

    Cute – I bring the cute, he brings the money!

  5. Hey Nikki!

    That really is what we are like, but fatter!

  6. Hey Audrie!

    he should be so lucky!

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