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By: Phi

Phi — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:48:42 +0000

The last time I was traumatized was when my brother came home from buying dinner and told me a creepy guy wearing camo gear had sat next to him and was trying to pickpocket him even though he had no money in his pocket. A bit later I went out to see a guy in camo walking towards me. So I quickly went across the road and walked away as fast as I could. (probably wasnt even the same guy but it freaked me out!)

By: Janice

Janice — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:56:41 +0000

Trauma… can I not tell you? But I want the hair straightener. Argh! Alright, I’ll tell ya. Here it is. Few years ago when I was only 16, I went shopping with my bff one day and we’re totally having our great time. Both of us are wearing hot sexy mini skirts which shows a lot of our legs. Everything goes fine until I suddenly feel some warm sensation beneath me then I know “f*ck! not now? i didn’t bring any pads with me.” Yes. I was still young and my first day of period is really heavy. What’s worse, we’re shopping in a mall that we’re not very familiar with and the mall is like freaking big. We both run like some mad woman looking for washroom but it was all too late. When I’ve finally found the washroom. The body-length mirror shows that I’ve got my leg some new tattoo. Bloody red tattoo!!!! I can’t even breath that moment and all I know is that I wanted to go home.

Last but not least, we can’t drive (still young) and we have to take a 1 hour bus to go home to our little town to have our parents to fetch us. T _ T I’ll have to hide in the washroom and ask my friend to do some undies, pads & pants shopping for me to change. Now I’ve got phobia to enter that mall ever since then.

The end.

By: Mable

Mable — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:18:58 +0000

A Shoppers Drug Mart “makeup artist” (and I use this term VERY lightly) forced me to sit down for a makeover when I was perusing the aisles looking for Annabelle kohl liners. She kept on talking about how she didn’t understand how people don’t colour match properly as she was working her “magic” on my poor face. Then she exclaimed as she was done how I look dramtically better than when I first walked into the store. I looked at the mirror and was horrified to see that my skin was ORANGE. I had orange colour skinned and fuchia blush and odd white spots (presumably her attempt at highlighting) here and there. She gave me all the products she used and told me I “couldn’t live without these”. I’ve never been back to that SDM ever since.

By: XTine

XTine — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:30:28 +0000

I was singing a song I made up about cockroaches and when I turned a corner, one full grown adult was flying right into my face.

By: Lola

Lola — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:09:21 +0000

I was studying at the library with my laptop and textbooks out, and some CHOICE lipglosses out on the table. When I came back from a bathroom break, my lipglosses were gone though everything else was as I left it. …wtf???? I wish they had at least left my sephora gloss :/
Security guard said I was a fool, so now I eat in the library to spite him.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:34:51 +0000

After running 10 miles with a good male friend, I realized I had bled through my shorts ENTIRELY. Mortifying because he definitely noticed

By: kuri

kuri — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:22:40 +0000

Hrm… i don’t know how funny it is, but my coworkers were talking about not using the sponge in the kitchen to wipe the sink down – it’s too dirty with everyone using it. And one coworker goes on to say, ah, yeah, there could be *common std name here* viruses all over the sink. At which I shrieked and whined that they didn’t have to go into such imaginary specifics I wasn’t really offended but found it a bit gross to think about it.

By: Tara

Tara — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:43:55 +0000

When I woke up last week to a HUGE house spider on my pillow. I threw it across the room (without screaming- dont ask me how) and it crawled into my aerial socket. I sellotaped it up in the hope that it would stay in there…I havent slept properly since then- Im scared it (or its friend!) is going to crawl into my ear during my sleep- AHHH!

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:54:31 +0000

Must be when I got my first bikini wax, because I’d gotten a coupon for a free brazilian, and was stupid enough to go ahead with it. You never experience pain like a strip of flesh (and hair, thankfully) being suddenly torn off. I try to avoid bikini waxes now :S

By: Aimee

Aimee — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:56:32 +0000

When an old womnen wearing a black witch camer on my bus, she seriously look’s like a witch. o-o