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Tweet This was enough to put me off my Monster Munch. Not only does she look stoned, I don’t believe for a second, Mr Photoshop-getting-a-bonus-soon man, that she has curves on her skinny thighs or fat on her butt. It’s just kinda gross and…desperate. Ding Ding round three? Whatever next? Wearing an Armani thong with her legs pulled behind her head?
Tweet I really don’t. Well maybe a little. Anyway, I found it mildly interesting, in the way I find laminate flooring fascinating. But anyway, apparently pictures of Ziyi on the beach with her uber rich and rather powerful sugardaddy (yah, yah I know she has money. But she ain’t got his money or his connections – Would you date him? By date, you have to do all the other stuff that non-Christian couples do with each other too, if you {Read More}
Tweet Butterface – Chick with a nice body but an ugly face. “Victoria Beckham had an amazing photoshopped body…but her face (butter face).”
Tweet Come on! You know its HUGE. Anne Hathaway needs to a. Lay off the attention seeking red lipstick b. And smile with no teef, like Vicky Beckham. She’s scaring me, mommy!.
Tweet Never got the appeal of Kate Winslet. Prettish girl, but I find her an average actress and she is oh-so-concieted. “I’m Kate! I’m so normal! I’m so normal! Look at me I’m normal!” ‘I’m so sorry Annie (Hathaway) ,Meryl (Streep). Kristin (Scott Thomas) and I can’t remember the other one, oh Angelina (Jolie). Angelina will take you down, beyatch!
Tweet When you are trannylicious and older than your young, hot, rich, sucessful toyboy what you don’t do is announce to the world that you want to marry him and have his babies! Scherzinger can’t wait for the couple to get married and start raising children in Hawaii – the state where she was born. She says, “I am the happiest I have ever been right now. We would love to have beautiful angel babies together.” First of all babies {Read More}
Tweet What’s the point of fighting it? Angelina is stunning far away and close up. Her lipstick here is sooooooooo sexy. It’s a whitish-nude gloss, I presume. So nice – yes, I am on the hunt for it. The rest of her face is obviously airbrushed but she is still a huge beauty, right? She’s incomparable to that rather skanky, Megan Fox. Urgh look at her nails! Even her nails are nice!
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