Tweet UPDATE: This song is X-Rated, lots of swearing, but it is the best thing I have ever heard since Amazing Grace: You know I love the Bale. However, on the set of Terminator: Salvation, he lost his rag with the Director or Photography. Big time. Listen Here. Obviously he’s a douche, he has a filthy temper and was a complete asshole to his collegue but…mmmm. It’s slightly American Psycho-ish. It’s slightly…sexy. Head examined? Moi?!

Tweet I choked on my pumpkin seeds when I saw this one. Chelsy Davy, Prince Ginger Harry’s now ex girlfriend, a mix of piggy-benico del toro-oompa lumpa and posh blonde bimbo has been layering the tan: I can’t even begin to understand how you can not look in the mirror and go “URGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!” then use a pumice stone on your face in an attempt to get it all off. This is an epic epic fail. Home girl also needs to {Read More}

Tweet Jessica Simpson is annoying even if you just look at her – but lately she seems to have been eating one too many Eccles cakes. She is definately looking meatier, right? What do you think? I actually don’t have much against Jessica, I think she’s a terrible singer but she does get on my rack like Sienna Miller does or Kate Beckinsale. To be fair, she is now normal woman sized – she’s chunky for a pop starlet, normal {Read More}

Tweet SO everyone is bitching about Aretha’s hat? What’s wrong with it?! I think it’s lovely! I would wear it, absolutely! not to Tesco, but I would, I definately would. At least she didn’t wear this:

Tweet Ooh I love the Oscars. Here are the Nominations and my guesses: Best Film Slumdog Millionaire The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Frost/Nixon Milk The Reader My Choice: I think they are all borrrinnnngg. I’ll go for Milk because I like Milk in my tea. Probably will win: The Reader (because it’s about war! death! destruction! Kate Winslet’s Chi Chis!) Best Actress Anne Hathaway – Rachel Getting Married Angelina Jolie – The Changeling Melissa Leo – Frozen River Kate {Read More}

Tweet Nnnoooo! I haven’t been this annoyed since they outed Banksy. Anyway this is the Stig, stuntman Ben Collins: Normally seen as: Whatever next?! Wentworth Miller is gay? Tut.

Tweet Poor Kelly Brook. Sacked after just 6 days of Britain’s Got Talent – but as one of my eye witnesses at one of the shows said, “She looks like she’s made of plastic and she’s such an airhead” (this is a Man who said this by this by the way). Nevermind, it was fun while it lasted. I wonder how much money she’ll get paid for 6 days work? Enough for a nice uplifting bra, I think.