How you been? I had a false bout of swine flu – but it actually wasn’t swine flu, just indigestion. How can they be confused? Well they just can! It’s been a busy-ish half productive, half unproductive week. What I have learned is that if you want something done, you have to take action. After feeling sorry for myself at the beginning of the week I did some ranting, kicking, karate chops and things are […]
I had this stupid teacher at primary school – I forget her name but she had a turkey neck and was super bossy all the damn time. She used to use phrases that confused me all the time like, “Hold your horses” (What horses?) “It’s raining cats and dogs” (Where, where?) “Not in a month of Sundays” (There’s a month without Sundays?)* “[He thinks she’s the} Salt of the Earth” (Bitching about the headmaster, which […]
Oooh my exciting parcel arrived! Three Cle De Peau Extra Silky Lipstick and blush: The blush didn’t swatch very well but it is lush on – blends dreamily, looks like a bronzer but also works as a blush as the colour is dewy, soft. This is 120, 121 and 122: The nicest lipstick in the WORLD, with a price tag to match. Will do proper swatches later but these seem pretty sheer to me. My […]
Chanel’s White Essentiel range is a Asia exclusive – I’m not into whitening products – I don’t do ghostly but I do like brightening. This foundation has liquorice and vitamin c and corrects dark spots. It gives a pure, translucent finish and contains a SPF 20. I found this on eBay and bought shade 30 Cendre. Now I was playing pot luck there – I bought Pro Lumiere not so long ago and was matched […]
I still maintain that it’s rather odd to have a range of hairdye based on the hair colour of some dolls, but there you go. I know – I only dyed me hair a week ago but I decided I didn’t like it. You know when you bleach your hair it goes from being brown (if it was brown to begin with) through an orange stage nad if you are lucky to a nice, ashy […]
Just when I thought I owned every pointless item known to man… 1. Easiyo Yoghut Maker 2. A pair of scissors that shreds as it cuts 3. A doughnut maker 4. An electronic flea zapper comb 5. A core secrets ball and every single piece of exercise equipment I have ever bought from ‘As seen on Tv’ and the list goes on and on and on. I’ve had my eye on these Japanese Dariya hair […]
I still hate this palette with a passion, but I had to make it work. So here’s a quick EOTD: Breakdown: 1 – Highlight under brow bone 2 – Brown in crease 3 – Bright blue on lid 4 – Purple under the eye 5 – Dark blue under the lashes I guess the palette is ok, but I still concede that I NEED SHIMMER!
Dear Diary, For some reason, I have written various Screw You! posts about online shopping clothes store As Seen On Screen or ASOS. I’ve shopped with them for a long time now, must be coming up to 7 years but they have disappointed me so much over the last few, in terms of quality, customer service etc. etc. etc. But still I get suckered in – they sure do have a pretty (well not so […]